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    Bachelor party ideas

    My close friend is getting married Oct 2nd, and I need some bachelor party ideas. My ex roomate (his cousin) is the best man, so I'm helping put this shindig together. I never been to one before.

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    I went to a bachelor party out in a warehouse, just a few blocks from the state penitentiary here... They had built a wooden stage/platform, covered it in leopard print carpet/material, and had a leather chair on top. It was about 3' tall, so the whole crowd could see what was happening... BAD IDEA! It was more like "Which stripper can suck off the bachelor the fastest"

    Sorry, thats the only one I had been to.. it was out of control.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cappo5150
    My close friend is getting married Oct 2nd, and I need some bachelor party ideas. My ex roomate (his cousin) is the best man, so I'm helping put this shindig together. I never been to one before.
    Here's an idea. Make sure whichever hooker you get, for your friend, doesn't have any bulges where she's not supposed to. This has ruined many a bachelor party.
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    I over heard these two guys working at a sandwhich shop about a bachelor party they went to. This is what I picked up when I was eating:

    There was a mud wrestling match. Pit with mud and two bakini clad ladies duke it out.


    I'm sorry, I have a habbit of listening to other peoples conversations.

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    hey premier, you are right that was a bad idea, i dont think id like to watch some guys getin their dick sucked, i mean what the hell?? i would feel weird......

    hey what do you guys think about bachelor partys i mean if you were to get married tomorow would you have ANY sexual acts with any stripper or hooker that night.................. isnt that cheating?????????????? i dont know about you guys but i dont think i would do it....((((but i do know that alcohol has some weird ways of geting its way))))))

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    QG ... I think it's cheating and don't think much of those who arrange such a party.

    Cap ... I would ask the best man to get the ok if there are to be strippers at the party. I've seen two weddings stopped because the best man or groomsmen didn't stop sexual acts or condoned them and the bride found out.

    We went to the strippers and the wife was fine with that, but our agreement was anything beyond watching/lap dances wouldn't be tolerated.
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    I had a killer bach party thrown for me. Nekid women, my favorite local band and everything. I kept my package in my pants and I went home and boned my soon to be wife that night and all the next day. She was all smiling and sooo happy for the weding. The honeymoon rocked toooooooo!

    Those are my ideas though. Nekid ladies, the favorite local band, and a solid commitment not to touch the merchandise. Make sure your girl is ready for you when it is over ... then fug her stupid for about 20 hours till ya pass out. She will love that you made her a part of the celebration ... and you get to have a blast.

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    My buddy isnt the kind of guy to get with a hooker, he's never been interested. Also, I wouldn't want to contribute to him cheating because his fiance is a good friend of mine. So were kinda leaning towards the whole stripper deal. But my other friend in talking bout getting some strippers that put on a strap on show. Sounds like fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cappo5150
    But my other friend in talking bout getting some strippers that put on a strap on show. Sounds like fun.
    that's what I'm talking about!! Excellent choice

    Is the fiance cool with strippers?
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    dfenently, i think guys who do that are retarded, i mean fucking some chick the night before you get married (cheating) common what the hell are they thinking>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?
    i would never, but stripers just dancin would be perfect because after all it is your last night as a real man, after that its gona be honeeeeyyyy not tonightt please the kids are sleepingggg, honey whatsss wronggg you dont wanna go shoping with me to buy my mother a birthday present... hehehehe damn marrige is so perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by naturaltan
    that's what I'm talking about!! Excellent choice

    Is the fiance cool with strippers?
    Actually she is cool with the stripper deal, she wanted to get some for his birthday. And she's always talking about going to a strip club. Sometimes we joke with him about his girlfriend being more fun than he is.

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