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    Help Tit and me name our chinchilla

    so tit and I just a week ago moved into a new apartment and are setting things up, and we needed to go to K Mart for a TV stand. Right next to kmart is a pet store, and tit insists we go in. I always let her, just to look around. But this time was different. This time they had these oversized squirrel-ly rat bunny things that they titled... a "chinchilla." I know, I don't know what the hell it is either- i'm pretty sure it's pikachu's crack addicted lesbian cousin

    but tit had to have it. $140 cash later, and we went home with it.

    so we've had it for a while now, and it still has no name. I've been calling it "Rat" and that name's kinda stuck lately, but we by no means want that to be it's name. We already have birds named "Pecker" and "Cooch," I'd like at least one of our pets to have a decent name.

    I'll post pics of Tit holding it (topless .) to help give you guys some ideas of what it looks like (if we can ever catch the damn thing). Here are some names we have so far:

    William Wallice ("Willie")
    Drizzt (I'm sure rock'll like this one)
    Puck
    Dusty
    Rodan (I hate this one)

    this is what a chinchilla is, but our's doesn't play saxophone... yet:

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    Well since you already have names like pecker and cooch, why not call this rat "Chichis", it means tits in spanish.

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    Call it Pocket, cause he could have been the pocket on a fur coat if he'd been unlucky.
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    My vote is Drizzt,
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Call it Pocket, cause he could have been the pocket on a fur coat if he'd been unlucky.


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    or "comfo"- short for "comforter"

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    pigpen (from peanuts) but b/c of the dust rolling thing they do.
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    Did I say unlucky, I meant lucky. Ending up with you 2 is unlucky
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    I'll post pics of Tit holding it (topless .) to help give you guys some ideas of what it looks like
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    if I hadn't said it you would have!

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    Later tonight, "Never mind guys I thought Tit had bought a chinchilla and she thought I had bought one but come to find out she finally shaved her armpits and I found the clump in the sink."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    if I hadn't said it you would have!
    Would have what??? Given name ideas? Or asked to see her tits?
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank316
    call it ALBOB!!!!!
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    Shave it then call it Albob.
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    I still can't get over the fact you paid $140 for a glorified rat

    I'd call it "Rat Bastard"

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    you should call it dimka, It is russian for smokey. Since they are usually grey and take dust baths, it sounds pretty perfect for the poor um..... rodent
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    Since you will be Chillin with your Chinchilla, Name him Chillin .
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    Call it "Gavnuchka," it's Russian for "lovely".
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    "Gavnuchka"... that would sound like your cussing at the poor thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy
    "Gavnuchka"... that would sound like your cussing at the poor thing
    Yes, wouldn't it........
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Later tonight, "Never mind guys I thought Tit had bought a chinchilla and she thought I had bought one but come to find out she finally shaved her armpits and I found the clump in the sink."
    Best post yet.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Shave it then call it Albob.
    Worst.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Nice Bumper Sticker Albob
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Shave it then call it Albob.
    then what would you name your left testicle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    then what would you name your left testicle?
    Inyourmouth
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    and drag down the features of age,
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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