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  1. 08-20-2004, 01:46 PM #1
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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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  3. 08-20-2004, 01:48 PM #2
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    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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    You guys obviously know nothing about woodchucks... it's 13 fools!
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    Well since chuck=tossing and sometimes jerking off is called toss one off and wood can symbolize an erection. The question then is if the Groundhog could keep from shredding it's wiener with its claws it would Chuck only it's own unless the Woodchuck in question had an alias of Asspuncture then the number increases exponentially.

    so the answer is between 1 as a straight woodchuck and variable as a gay woodchuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Well since chuck=tossing and sometimes jerking off is called toss one off and wood can symbolize an erection. The question then is if the Groundhog could keep from shredding it's wiener with its claws it would Chuck only it's own unless the Woodchuck in question had an alias of Asspuncture then the number increases exponentially.

    so the answer is between 1 as a straight woodchuck and variable as a gay woodchuck.
    How much weed did a lion smoke, if a lion posted this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Well since chuck=tossing and sometimes jerking off is called toss one off and wood can symbolize an erection. The question then is if the Groundhog could keep from shredding it's wiener with its claws it would Chuck only it's own unless the Woodchuck in question had an alias of Asspuncture then the number increases exponentially.

    so the answer is between 1 as a straight woodchuck and variable as a gay woodchuck.
    Very creative, although wrong. So I'll give you a C+.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Well since chuck=tossing and sometimes jerking off is called toss one off and wood can symbolize an erection. The question then is if the Groundhog could keep from shredding it's wiener with its claws it would Chuck only it's own unless the Woodchuck in question had an alias of Asspuncture then the number increases exponentially.

    so the answer is between 1 as a straight woodchuck and variable as a gay woodchuck.
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    I'm thinking this question is as difficult as the God/Religion/Afterlife/Beer question.
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    I got it! God is a Woodchuck!
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    So will God see his shadow next Febuary?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    So will God see his shadow next Febuary?

    Damn these questions! I'm so
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    Is God a woodchuck or a groundhog....me am confused.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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  18. 08-20-2004, 03:12 PM #17
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    Woodchucks are groundhogs and God is a whistlehog.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritChick
    You guys obviously know nothing about woodchucks... it's 13 fools!
    13 fools? I thought the question was about wood. Or are you saying the fools are made of wood? I'm sooooo confused.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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  20. 08-20-2004, 03:37 PM #19
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    lmao.... I am oh so lost!
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  22. 08-23-2004, 08:27 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

    Hi Large,

    A DAMN GOOD question.... I'll have to "ask one" the next time I see one - and there are LOTS around here on the farm - they ARE very "busy" "people"
    I can tell ya!!!! If a person can "judge" by the wholes they dig, I'd say they can "chuck" a hell-of-a-lot and I do not want to be in their "line of fire" - those legs can "move dirt"!!!!

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  23. 08-23-2004, 08:28 AM #22
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    BUT, IF you are asking about "WOOD!!!!" - well, I can not say I've "seen" but they must be full of "test"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg
    I got it! God is a Woodchuck!

    I can assure you that Steven is most definitely not a woodchuck.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    I can assure you that Steven is most definitely not a woodchuck.
    Next time you see "God" AKA Steven could you ask him what the meaning of life is...or should I start another thread?
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    Oh, BTW my four year old nephew just told me the answer to this question. His response was and I quote "a wooschuck wouls chuck all the woos he couls chuck if a wooschuck couls chuck woos".

    Damn kids...and yes he's got a baby lisp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg
    Next time you see "God" AKA Steven could you ask him what the meaning of life is...or should I start another thread?
    I could ask him, but I don't know whether you will like what he says, he is very eccentric and a bit of a recluse. He also doesn't like to be called god since it would associate him with religious zealots. If you like, he could call you Betty, but Betty when you call him you can call...him...Al.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    I could ask him, but I don't know whether you will like what he says, he is very eccentric and a bit of a recluse. He also doesn't like to be called god since it would associate him with religious zealots. If you like, he could call you Betty, but Betty when you call him you can call...him...Al.
    I officially bequeath my title of Senior Fucknut to you Sir!
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    I will put it in my notes.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    How much weed did a lion smoke, if a lion posted this?
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