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    Question Where's Asspuncture?

    I miss that dude. funny as hell
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    He said something about a gay romp with his gym buddies.
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    I think he's taken on another form or alias within IM.com

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    I heard he moved to Rhode Island to be with the one he loves.
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    Not Rhode Island ... it was Fire Island.

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    LOL at this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    I heard he moved to Rhode Island to be with the one he loves.
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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    I heard his dick got frozen to a flagpole in PolarLand.
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    im tellin you this is him. sounds just like him.

    Can I still use an expired condom?

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    I think he has his pole smoker stuffed...so he has no comment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I heard his dick got frozen to a flagpole in PolarLand.
    classicpost
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    last thread = http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...352#post722352
    but take a look at his 2nd to last post-
    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    I like you dude relax, its all in good fun.
    Almost time to leave the offfice and hit the gym hooray! thinking....shoulders and calves today.
    notice he sounded.. SERIOUS?? Plus he was backing off instead of trying to piss somebody off.. He mustve realized he lost his touch , and decided to be done with it. :o

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    lol
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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