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08-24-2004, 05:38 PM #1Member
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08-24-2004, 05:47 PM #2happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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This would scare me!!!
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08-24-2004, 05:52 PM #4Member
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Look on the bright side: she obviously isn't that needy if half a torso, an arm, and no brain will satisfy her
Originally Posted by PreMier
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08-24-2004, 05:56 PM #5happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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I thought women were more into battery operated gadgets..
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08-24-2004, 06:04 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
I thought women were more into battery operated gadgets..
Hmmmmm.... maybe they forgot to mention that it comes with a vibrating option?
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08-24-2004, 06:07 PM #8Member
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Yeah, my theory is that it comes with a robotic arm. And I bet all of those 5 fingers are 'fully functional'. Originally Posted by BritChick
Hmmmmm.... maybe they forgot to mention that it comes with a vibrating option?
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08-24-2004, 06:12 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Okay, changed my mind... where can I get one?
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08-24-2004, 06:14 PM #10Member
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LOL. Originally Posted by BritChick
Japan I guess.
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08-24-2004, 06:16 PM #11Registered User
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I have them at my house, come on over I'll do a personal demo with you... Bring the batteries.. Originally Posted by BritChick
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08-24-2004, 06:20 PM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Hmmmm... sounds a bit sketchy, those 'bring your own battery' deals seem like such a scam! Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
I have them at my house, come on over I'll do a personal demo with you... Bring the batteries..
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08-24-2004, 06:20 PM #13Member
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You're such a charmer Spike. And so selfless too, helping out a lady in need like that. Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
I have them at my house, come on over I'll do a personal demo with you... Bring the batteries..
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08-24-2004, 06:20 PM #14happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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You guys are hella funny.P-side Inc.
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Just lookin to do my part. Originally Posted by redspy
You're such a charmer Spike. And so selfless too, helping out a lady in need like that.
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08-25-2004, 05:59 AM #16pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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WHAT THE HELL??
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08-25-2004, 08:06 AM #17Slowpoke ELITE MEMBER
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That wouldn't work for me I love the feel of skin and the smell of my man... those are what put me to sleep.
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08-25-2004, 08:34 AM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
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08-25-2004, 09:54 AM #19Cheerfully Offensive
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So we'll ask the pillow not to shower for a while, would that help? Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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08-25-2004, 09:57 AM #20Slowpoke ELITE MEMBER
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nope - it would still be missing the bare skin and satisfied breathing from my sleeping man.
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08-25-2004, 10:00 AM #21Cheerfully Offensive
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Cover it in some latex, and then puncture for a good breathing effect....or does that only work with blow-up dolls?
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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08-25-2004, 10:12 AM #22Slowpoke ELITE MEMBER
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latex!!!! Yuck!!!! I would never use that stuff!!
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08-25-2004, 10:49 AM #23Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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do I sense an inhibition there?
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That puts you to sleep??? Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
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08-25-2004, 12:07 PM #25Moderator MODERATOR
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Albob wanted me to get this chick's phone number for him. Originally Posted by redspy
Look on the bright side: she obviously isn't that needy if half a torso, an arm, and no brain will satisfy her
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Wow, that gets a G rating. Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
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08-25-2004, 12:54 PM #27Slowpoke ELITE MEMBER
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G - pardon my ignorance but what does that mean?
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08-25-2004, 12:57 PM #28Slowpoke ELITE MEMBER
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Brit, I clarified that in the other post... he would be satisfied first... Originally Posted by BritChick
That puts you to sleep???
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08-25-2004, 01:12 PM #29Cheerfully Offensive
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Why would you need the woman to be awake, for satisfaction?
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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08-25-2004, 01:32 PM #30Slowpoke ELITE MEMBER
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Ok - I want to make sure you all understand my quote... Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
This sponge doll would not work for me because I prefer to have my man beside me when I sleep.
This is a funny topic - I've re-typed this 10 times and you could still add some silly comment about how you would read it.
I like falling asleep rubbing his skin, or putting my nose in the neap of his neck and I can smell him when I do that. Another thing that puts me to sleep is listening to his deep breathing when he falls asleep after having enjoyed hours of fun cardio... if you get the picture...Jo-Anna - Juicy Wet Member
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