Movie Review Link

Randy · 08-27-2004, 01:48 PM

This is a place to post all your movie reviews/comments...
Rate them based on 5 stars being excellent and 1 being terrible.

I seen "Open Waters" last night.

I would generously give the movie (2) ** stars.
Very boring....

Plot:
A group of divers roll out to the middle of the ocean to go diving.
The captain of the boat miscalculated the head count and took off leaving
2 divers behind. When the 2 divers surfaced, they found that their boat was gone

The entire movie centered around the 2 divers floating in the ocean until they met their demise after exhaustion and getting chomped at slowly by sharks and other fish.

Luke9583 · 08-27-2004, 05:05 PM

Collateral ****(4) stars

" awesome, action package, watch for tom cruise tripping over a chair he throws himself. Great flick"

BritChick · 08-27-2004, 06:13 PM

This was the review I gave Open Water in my journal the day after seeing it...

Open Water - husband thought it was very suspenseful and liked it, daughter (7) thought it was very scary and okay, son (9) thought it wasn't scary but was okay, me... I thought it seriously SUCKED!!!! Had I been alone I would have walked out. If your idea of fun is watching two people tread water for an hour whilst having domestic disputes then this might be the flick for you! I personally was praying for the sharks to comes and kill their boring asses.

PreMier · 08-27-2004, 06:15 PM

Pulp Fiction

This movie kicks ass, I highly recommend.

Luke9583 · 08-27-2004, 06:19 PM

but zero stars premier?

PreMier · 08-27-2004, 06:22 PM

Shit, 10 stars

SPIKE1257 · 08-27-2004, 06:26 PM

***** Pope of Greenwich Village.

BritChick · 08-27-2004, 06:31 PM

Wonderland

The story of the brutal multiple murders that took place on Wonderland Avenue and porn legend John Holmes connection to the murders.

Brilliant... two thumbs WAY up.

and lotsa starts.

SPIKE1257 · 08-27-2004, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BritChick

Wonderland

The story of the brutal multiple murders that took place on Wonderland Avenue and porn legend John Holmes connection to the murders.

Brilliant... two thumbs WAY up.

and lotsa starts.

XXX Rated ? I'm assuming with John Holmes..

PreMier · 08-27-2004, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SPIKE1257

XXX Rated ? I'm assuming with John Holmes..

Look at that avi..

Would you expect any less keke

Ok, back on topic!

Knock Around Guys. One of the best Vin movies I have ever seen. This is before he got all cheesy action starish... 5 stars

Crono1000 · 08-27-2004, 06:44 PM

The Villiage
2 stars- it's what it is, but it's nothing to write home about. We're not gonna remember this one if 5 years like we will 6th Sense

I, Robot
5 stars, since you won't let me go higher. I had 0 expectations for this movie, and tit and I are looking forward to seeing it again. Great movie, I highly recommend this movie, definitly better than most things I've seen this year.

AVP
3 stars- again, it's what it is. Very cheesy at parts, but its fun as long as you're not expecting too much

Troy
4 stars- really epic, great story. for the chicks, you get to see Brad Pit very naked.

we're going to see Hero tonight. We're reeeeeeeeeeally looking forward to it

PreMier · 08-27-2004, 06:47 PM

Bourne Supremacy

5***** stars. one of the best movies I have seen in a long time, continued the storyline very well.

Muscle_Girl · 08-27-2004, 06:58 PM

Knock Around Guys was pretty good, I liked it.

The Butterfly Effect - ***** (5 out of 5) stars.. I loved this movie, very twisted and kinda freaky, with a really crazy ending. Very recommended for those that like twisted stories.

Hidalgo - *** (3 out of 5) stars.. Was a descent story, not the fave of mine, but had an ok storyline and plot. For horse lovers.

Taking Lives - ***** (5 out of 5) Stars.. Perfectly made movie, twists, surprises, one part even made me jump. I loved this movie and will buy it. ( I have a fetish for Angelina Jolie) but thats not the point lol. If you like twisting stories with a hot chick this is the one for you.

Godsend - ***+ (3 plus out of 5) stars.. I would have more of an idea of what to tell you about this, but I was pretty tired and didnt end up watching it all the way though, from what I had seen of it, it was a nice thriller, pretty spooky and weird. Its about a couble that loses their child, and a friend from the past offers to make a clone to substitute for their loss, things go bad after the age of which the original died.

Muscle_Girl · 08-27-2004, 07:01 PM

Ooo, I, Robot was the bomb, I loved it, great story line, highly recommended.

Crono1000 · 08-27-2004, 07:13 PM

sorry to disagree MG, but I thought Taking Lives sucked anus. Sure, there's a single, solitary scene that makes you jump. Other than that, it left a real bad taste in my mouth afterwards. I thought it had a lame attempt to surprise you at the end, and I don't even care how predictable it was, and it just had lots of promises that it never came through with.

"It'll have you guessing until the very end, and you'll still be wrong"

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Crono1000 · 08-27-2004, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl

( I have a fetish for Angelina Jolie)

I think all women do, even more than guys

BritChick · 08-27-2004, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono1000

I, Robot
5 stars, since you won't let me go higher. I had 0 expectations for this movie, and tit and I are looking forward to seeing it again. Great movie, I highly recommend this movie, definitly better than most things I've seen this year.

Yep... gotta agree with this, didn't expect much and ending up loving it!

Randy · 08-27-2004, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BritChick

me... I thought it seriously SUCKED!!!! Had I been alone I would have walked out. If your idea of fun is watching two people tread water for an hour whilst having domestic disputes then this might be the flick for you! I personally was praying for the sharks to comes and kill their boring asses.

That was a nice way to put it Brit, and I agree whole heartedly.

gr81 · 08-27-2004, 07:29 PM

Napoleon Dynamite- not sure how many stars but this movie is crazy indeed. Anyone else see it? Its not really about anything, just this guy whos a super nerd named Napoleon Dynamite whos kindof retarded. Its pretty damm funny thou. I'd reccommend seeing it once at least, you'll get a good laugh. Don't expect fine drama or anything like that, and you might want to hit that weed before you see it.. check it out thou

Randy · 08-27-2004, 07:31 PM

Dawn of the Dead...

I would have to give this one (4) **** stars.
I thought it was pretty hillarious.

Damn those zombies could really run fast.
It was a crackup the group was naming which zombies looked like movie stars and taking turns shooting them for fun from the roof top with Andy the gun shop owner across the way.

Was also funny when the security guard shot the propane that one of the zombies was holding. It was a riot to see it blew away zombies for like a 1/4 mile radius

Randy · 08-27-2004, 07:34 PM

THE VILLAGE
Stars.. I would rate this a big zero.

This has got to be the worst movie I seen all year. It was a good thing I seen this movie in the day time or I would have most definately fallen asleep...

Randy · 08-27-2004, 07:36 PM

LadyKillers
I would rate this 1 star *

This has got to be the worst Tom Hanks movie I ever seen.
Don't waste your money on it.

oaktownboy · 08-27-2004, 08:13 PM

open water had to be one of the most boring flicks i have ever seen my whole life. i felt like walking out after the first 15 or 20 minutes, the only thing that stopped me was the realization that if i did, i would waste 7 bucks.

oaktownboy · 08-27-2004, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono1000

The Villiage
2 stars- it's what it is, but it's nothing to write home about. We're not gonna remember this one if 5 years like we will 6th Sense

I, Robot
5 stars, since you won't let me go higher. I had 0 expectations for this movie, and tit and I are looking forward to seeing it again. Great movie, I highly recommend this movie, definitly better than most things I've seen this year.

AVP
3 stars- again, it's what it is. Very cheesy at parts, but its fun as long as you're not expecting too much

Troy
4 stars- really epic, great story. for the chicks, you get to see Brad Pit very naked.

we're going to see Hero tonight. We're reeeeeeeeeeally looking forward to it

tell us what u think of hero when u come back

redspy · 08-27-2004, 11:28 PM

Anal Butt Sluts Vol. 54

5 Stars

The script was a little weak and the acting wooden at times but the hardcore action made up for it!

Crono1000 · 08-27-2004, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oaktownboy

tell us what u think of hero when u come back

hero... was... great...

but I don't think everyone will "get" hero

if it's your kind of flick, if you get it, it's definitly 5++ stars. I loved it.

if you're into anime, Kill Bill, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, any of these kinda movies, hell even Kung Pow! you'll love this movie.

It'll probably be over your head for people who cannot appreciate these types of genres

The story is great, much more compelling than most movies that come out, and doesn't rely on "twists" that are so common since the 6th Sense ("Jet Li was a ghost/a transvestite/his own grandmother all along, wow!") as much as it does a great story format and manner of teolling it. It is truly unique and unlike any other story you've come to expect in a movie.

for anime fans, or just to hit your action nerve, the action/combat in the movie is great. It's lightening fast and every battle is meaningful. You never feel the action is there just to entertain you, b

08-27-2004, 01:48 PM	#1
Randy Woof! Woof! Woof! Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 7,859 Photos: 4	Movie Review Link This is a place to post all your movie reviews/comments... Rate them based on 5 stars being excellent and 1 being terrible. I seen "Open Waters" last night. I would generously give the movie (2) ** stars. Very boring.... Plot: A group of divers roll out to the middle of the ocean to go diving. The captain of the boat miscalculated the head count and took off leaving 2 divers behind. When the 2 divers surfaced, they found that their boat was gone The entire movie centered around the 2 divers floating in the ocean until they met their demise after exhaustion and getting chomped at slowly by sharks and other fish.
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08-27-2004, 05:05 PM	#2
Luke9583 Lucky Luke Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: idaho Posts: 5,379 Photos: 9	Collateral ****(4) stars " awesome, action package, watch for tom cruise tripping over a chair he throws himself. Great flick"
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08-27-2004, 06:15 PM	#4
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,083 Photos: 2	Pulp Fiction This movie kicks ass, I highly recommend.
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08-27-2004, 06:19 PM	#5
Luke9583 Lucky Luke Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: idaho Posts: 5,379 Photos: 9	but zero stars premier?
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08-27-2004, 06:22 PM	#6
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,083 Photos: 2	Shit, 10 stars
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08-27-2004, 06:13 PM	#3
BritChick Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: BC Canada Posts: 5,449 Photos: 7	This was the review I gave Open Water in my journal the day after seeing it... Open Water - husband thought it was very suspenseful and liked it, daughter (7) thought it was very scary and okay, son (9) thought it wasn't scary but was okay, me... I thought it seriously SUCKED!!!! Had I been alone I would have walked out. If your idea of fun is watching two people tread water for an hour whilst having domestic disputes then this might be the flick for you! I personally was praying for the sharks to comes and kill their boring asses.

08-27-2004, 06:26 PM	#7
SPIKE1257 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,532	***** Pope of Greenwich Village.

08-27-2004, 06:31 PM	#8
BritChick Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: BC Canada Posts: 5,449 Photos: 7	Wonderland The story of the brutal multiple murders that took place on Wonderland Avenue and porn legend John Holmes connection to the murders. Brilliant... two thumbs WAY up. and lotsa starts.

08-27-2004, 06:44 PM	#11
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,770 Photos: 11	The Villiage 2 stars- it's what it is, but it's nothing to write home about. We're not gonna remember this one if 5 years like we will 6th Sense I, Robot 5 stars, since you won't let me go higher. I had 0 expectations for this movie, and tit and I are looking forward to seeing it again. Great movie, I highly recommend this movie, definitly better than most things I've seen this year. AVP 3 stars- again, it's what it is. Very cheesy at parts, but its fun as long as you're not expecting too much Troy 4 stars- really epic, great story. for the chicks, you get to see Brad Pit very naked. we're going to see Hero tonight. We're reeeeeeeeeeally looking forward to it

08-27-2004, 06:47 PM	#12
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,083 Photos: 2	Bourne Supremacy 5***** stars. one of the best movies I have seen in a long time, continued the storyline very well.
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08-27-2004, 06:58 PM	#13
Muscle_Girl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,757 Photos: 3	Knock Around Guys was pretty good, I liked it. The Butterfly Effect - *** (5 out of 5) stars.. I loved this movie, very twisted and kinda freaky, with a really crazy ending. Very recommended for those that like twisted stories. Hidalgo - * (3 out of 5) stars.. Was a descent story, not the fave of mine, but had an ok storyline and plot. For horse lovers. Taking Lives - *** (5 out of 5) Stars.. Perfectly made movie, twists, surprises, one part even made me jump. I loved this movie and will buy it. ( I have a fetish for Angelina Jolie) but thats not the point lol. If you like twisting stories with a hot chick this is the one for you. Godsend - *+ (3 plus out of 5) stars.. I would have more of an idea of what to tell you about this, but I was pretty tired and didnt end up watching it all the way though, from what I had seen of it, it was a nice thriller, pretty spooky and weird. Its about a couble that loses their child, and a friend from the past offers to make a clone to substitute for their loss, things go bad after the age of which the original died.
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08-27-2004, 07:01 PM	#14
Muscle_Girl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,757 Photos: 3	Ooo, I, Robot was the bomb, I loved it, great story line, highly recommended.
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08-27-2004, 07:13 PM	#15
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,770 Photos: 11	sorry to disagree MG, but I thought Taking Lives sucked anus. Sure, there's a single, solitary scene that makes you jump. Other than that, it left a real bad taste in my mouth afterwards. I thought it had a lame attempt to surprise you at the end, and I don't even care how predictable it was, and it just had lots of promises that it never came through with. "It'll have you guessing until the very end, and you'll still be wrong" laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

08-27-2004, 07:29 PM	#19
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08-27-2004, 07:31 PM	#20
Randy Woof! Woof! Woof! Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 7,859 Photos: 4	Dawn of the Dead... I would have to give this one (4) **** stars. I thought it was pretty hillarious. Damn those zombies could really run fast. It was a crackup the group was naming which zombies looked like movie stars and taking turns shooting them for fun from the roof top with Andy the gun shop owner across the way. Was also funny when the security guard shot the propane that one of the zombies was holding. It was a riot to see it blew away zombies for like a 1/4 mile radius
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08-27-2004, 07:34 PM	#21
Randy Woof! Woof! Woof! Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 7,859 Photos: 4	THE VILLAGE Stars.. I would rate this a big zero. This has got to be the worst movie I seen all year. It was a good thing I seen this movie in the day time or I would have most definately fallen asleep...
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08-27-2004, 07:36 PM	#22
Randy Woof! Woof! Woof! Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 7,859 Photos: 4	LadyKillers I would rate this 1 star * This has got to be the worst Tom Hanks movie I ever seen. Don't waste your money on it.
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08-27-2004, 08:13 PM	#23
oaktownboy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: smog and fog Posts: 4,387	open water had to be one of the most boring flicks i have ever seen my whole life. i felt like walking out after the first 15 or 20 minutes, the only thing that stopped me was the realization that if i did, i would waste 7 bucks.
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08-27-2004, 11:28 PM	#25
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