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09-09-2004, 05:08 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Hurricanes are G.W. Bush's Fault
The recent string of hurricanes have been linked to Bush praying to God for a hurricane to disrupt the Venezuelan government so he could come in and rescue them and then demand a stake in their oil. But his attempts were foiled as Ivan passes 100 miles off the Venezuelan coast.
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This just in: a Cuban fishing vessel described seeing 10 U.S. Fighter planes doing circles really fast in open waters of the Atlantic, witnesses say they eventually caused the clouds to start a toilet bowl effect that eventually began spinning out of control. In a statement early this morning Rich46yo stated that it would take at least 30 Jets to spin up a storm so the witnesses reports of 10 are obviously revised history or commie propaganda.
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I hate huricanes, especially Huricane Charlie, I've heard from many people at my school that he was responsible for the last Huricane, in response to a Texas for truth add, but halfway into the storm he realized he was from Texas and he had to think about it for awhile meanwhile the storm sat over Florida for a couple days.
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Yeah, but what Bush didn't know was that Hugo Chavez and about 100 other hot air balloons from his government, blew at it until it started going up....
Originally Posted by maniclion
The recent string of hurricanes have been linked to Bush praying to God for a hurricane to disrupt the Venezuelan government so he could come in and rescue them and then demand a stake in their oil. But his attempts were foiled as Ivan passes 100 miles off the Venezuelan coast.-Tony-
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Once again another liberal democrat blames the Greatest President this country has ever known for acts of war first agreed with by their own candidate. Kerry waffled back and forth over the issue with no clear stance. Sources close to him say he would in fact have done the same thing but his wounds acquired during his Vietnam war service bothered him in foul weather.
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First of all, lighten up, and fix your sarcasm detector and
Second, Reagan was the greatest President this country has ever had.
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I was devastated when we were not able to get “Reagan on a rock”. Originally Posted by Pepper
First of all, lighten up, and fix your sarcasm detector and
Second, Reagan was the greatest President this country has ever had.
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G.W. Bush: "It's obvious that the Hurricanes in the Atlantic pose the most seriousest threat to my... I mean our Nation. Therefore I beleive our efforts in fighting this Swirling Evil Entity should be aimed at the Tornadoes that rip through trailer parks in the Midwest. The hurricanes will see our actions and realize that we mean business.
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