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    Canadianisms

    An Americans guide to Canada. http://www.icomm.ca/emily/isms.html

    Funny and informative.

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    Beer Store
    Where you buy beer in Ontario.
    WTF?
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    Molson muscle Not a drink itself, but the potbelly one gets from drinking too much beer. That ones funny.
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    What's the big deal? It's really easy to tell if you're in Canada or not. Just ask yourself these two questions:


    1) Is it snowing?

    and

    2) Is it summer?


    If you can answer yes to both, you're in Canada.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
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    sad but very true. I had to scrape fucking ice off my window before I drove home this morning
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    Over in Alberta maybe - but here in Ontario it's been either sunny during working hours or rain during evening and weekend hours... no fun in the sun this summer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
    Over in Alberta maybe - but here in Ontario it's been either sunny during working hours or rain during evening and weekend hours... no fun in the sun this summer...
    Stop acting like it's not all one, big tundra.
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    The candy bars confuse me. I bought a Mars bar and it tasted like a Milky Way. Also, do you guys still buy your milk in those bags?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    ...do you guys still buy your milk in those bags?...
    YUP

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    So if you don't have one of those little pitchers to put it in what do you do? Suck it through a straw?

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    Wow, so that is where that came from, we have a convenience store chain that does that. Bags of milk, who woulda thought the canadians woulda invaded Wisconsin first.

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    I about died thinking of pictures of Irontime on the cartons of HOMO milk.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by pmech
    Wow, so that is where that came from, we have a convenience store chain that does that. Bags of milk, who woulda thought the canadians woulda invaded Wisconsin first.
    Doesn't seem real practical. It must be hard to ship and stock those suckers. I wonder how many bags burst during a delivery to one supermarket?

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    Is that fresh milk or UHT?
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    I about died thinking of pictures of Irontime on the cartons of HOMO milk.
    You would think about me, fag
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    You would think about me, fag
    ME the fag? YOU'RE the one pictured on a carton of HOMO milk.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    fucking lack of sleep can't think of a comeback...
    DIE!!!
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    dammit, where the hell is MuscleGirl when you need a canuck to poke fun at! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gr81
    dammit, where the hell is MuscleGirl when you need a canuck to poke fun at! lol
    Just use her twin sister Irontime.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Well at least I got to share the bubble bath


    It was weak, but something to say nonetheless.
    If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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