Reply With QuoteLot's of rope and muzzles.Originally Posted by jgirl
help me PLEASE
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09-13-2004, 05:11 PM #1Registered User
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help me PLEASE
Hi, I am taking a bunch of 6th graders on a camping trip. We are hiking a mountain, and a couple of other wimpy hikes, but they are 6th graders. How do you handle them?
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09-13-2004, 05:14 PM #2IDIOT SAVANT
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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09-13-2004, 05:15 PM #3You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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if you don't mind me asking, how did you get to be in charge..lolHow do you handle them?
seriously thou, rule with an iron fist is the only way to deal with this age kids on a field trip. The hike should tire them out thou I'd imagine
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09-13-2004, 05:16 PM #4Monochromatic Bunny
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Give them sugar and coffee.
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09-13-2004, 05:23 PM #5Registered User
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Yea, I have this problem with saying no when I am asked to help out. Originally Posted by gr81
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09-13-2004, 05:33 PM #6The Original Jackass
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I'd say through fear, tell them all kinds of horror stories of what can happen if you mess around in the woods. Through in some scarry bear stories about kids getting ripped apart. They'll listen
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09-13-2004, 05:34 PM #7Registered User
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do you have any leashes?
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09-13-2004, 07:53 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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just carry a shovel and tell them you will bury them alive if they get out of line.
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09-13-2004, 08:15 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Find the 2 biggest misfits and tell them they are responsible for the safety of everyone else. Put the tattle tale nerds in the back so they'll all start yelling "ooooo, I'm tellin'" when someone acts up. Teach them a little about the dangers of the wilderness, you can't scare kid's this age they see right through the bullshit stories adults tell. Bring along a long piece of rope and if they start acting up tie a loop around each kids wrist and tow them behind you.
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09-13-2004, 09:17 PM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Take them on a hike at night, but have someone dress up as Jason or something similar to scare the crap out of them. They done that to me when I was in 5th grade. I still dont like being in the forest by myself cuz of that. F*ckers.
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09-15-2004, 09:35 AM #11Cheerfully Offensive
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Make an exmaple of one or two. Do they all have to come back?
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09-15-2004, 09:59 AM #12pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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09-15-2004, 10:04 AM #13Registered User
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If 6th Graders were controllable, their parents wouldnt be shipping them off for a weekend camping trip without them. Stop worrying if they will make it all back. worry about yourself!
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09-15-2004, 10:14 AM #14Filthy Animal
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I'd have a couple friends follow you out into the woods and do a little Blair Witch re enactment for the kids. It may cause permanent damage to their psyche's, but damn it'll be fun.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
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09-15-2004, 11:14 AM #15Cheerfully Offensive
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Poor kids......following Var into the woods would get a lot more then just their psyche damaged.
And get rid of that damn quote already!
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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