ALBOB

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is
so nice even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his
motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant
and John said that we would be very happy. He already owns a trailer
in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He
wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Brooke

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, which is in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

bulletproof1

MaxMirkin

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

DFINEST

Once more and again Albob, one

Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama

BoneCrusher

Roflma!!!

pmech

And this is how I would have read it

PreMier

LOL Fucking great.

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

irontime

Kinda reminds me of 5 years ago when I recieved a DUI and I had to tell the parents.

Went to visit home and my sister and mom are talking, I come in and sit around for a bit and eventually my mom asks me what is new. So I answer "well, Angelique is pregnant" (ex that I just broke up with at that time) My sister and mom drop their jaws and are completely freaked out. Then I pipe up "Just joking, but I did lose my license"

She was actually fucking relieved when I told her that.

If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

ALBOB

Niiiiiiiiice.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

Jo-Anna

I don't think my heart could take a letter like that. I'm glad 15 is gone, and she still is living safely at home.

Jo-Anna - Juicy Wet Member

ALBOB

Did she tell you about our date Saturday night?

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

Jo-Anna

OHHHH!!! I'm so gona woop your back side!!! My daughter is OFF-LIMITS TO ANY AND ALL MALE AND FEMALE SEXCRAZED SEEKERS!!! I know, I know it sounds like an out of control mom, but truely I'm just at a loss for words. I have no idea how I would react to her even thinking about sex right now. I'm really not ready to handle that.

Jo-Anna - Juicy Wet Member

ALBOB

**First phase of my evil plan complete. Now to proceed with phase two.**

Yeah, you're absolutely right. Your daughter is waaaaay too fragile to be thinking about dating. YOU, on the other hand, need to be taken out and shown a good time. So, when you coming to Vegas?

**See guys, it doesn't just work with report cards and DUI's. )

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

pmech

lol nice

chiquita6683

Omg Wtf Has Society Come Too?????????

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then is not an act, but a habit. [Aristotle]

What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are small matters compared to WHAT LIES WITHIN US [Emerson]