Reply With QuoteCan you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!
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09-20-2004, 12:43 PM #1Member
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Big Ass Truck
As you know America has far too many tiny trucks and SUVs (e.g. Hummers, Ford F350s, Cadillac Escalades etc) on its highways. With this problem in mind International Truck and Engine Corp has introduced the world's biggest production pickup.
This 14,500-pound monster is capable of towing 20 tons. The 5- passenger 5-passenger CXT is nine feet tall, eight feet wide, 21 1/2 feet long and gets about seven miles on a gallon of diesel.
Perfect for the school run!
Would any of you buy this?
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09-20-2004, 12:47 PM #2Cheerfully Offensive
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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09-20-2004, 01:05 PM #3Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Nahh. Way over the top for me. Unless it comes in a 6WD version with a wench that could pull it. Nahhh still too much. A Humer is my limit. Besides the Humer is built for off road use, is availble with ALL the things any insane man could ever want, and you can change the tire pressure from inside the cab.
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09-20-2004, 01:11 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Too pussy I need something like this.
Just load the kids in the back and "dump" them off at school.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-20-2004, 01:19 PM #5Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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whats the PR
thats it the coolest thing Ive ever seenProhibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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09-20-2004, 03:20 PM #6Just the Beginning
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I can't see a family riding in one of these...
Originally Posted by redspy
As you know America has far too many tiny trucks and SUVs (e.g. Hummers, Ford F350s, Cadillac Escalades etc) on its highways. With this problem in mind International Truck and Engine Corp has introduced the world's biggest production pickup.
This 14,500-pound monster is capable of towing 20 tons. The 5- passenger 5-passenger CXT is nine feet tall, eight feet wide, 21 1/2 feet long and gets about seven miles on a gallon of diesel.
Perfect for the school run!
Would any of you buy this?
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