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    Looking for Web Designer

    Anyone here a web designer or know of any good ones?

    I am looking for someone to create a website for me.

    Any suggestions greatly appreciated.

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    What do I get for helping you???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    What do I get for helping you???
    Most probably, you'll get to ruin her website.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Most probably, you'll get to ruin her website.
    Why do u always respond to my flirtatious posts???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    Why do u always respond to my flirtatious posts???
    To protect the innocent.
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    I've already had my rectal exam this year...I dont need your protection.
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    Lets whore up Brits thread, shall we???
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    Let's shall.
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    Been too long Max...how's trix??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    I've already had my rectal exam this year...I dont need your protection.
    Nah, Patrick lied to you. He's not really licensed to do those. But he thanks you for the practice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    Been too long Max...how's trix??
    Same as always. I neglect my work, and whore it up on IM by day.........but by night......I.......sleep. Sorry, i was hoping for a better ending to that too.

    And you? I notice a certain link is still in your sig......that is a bad thing.
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    I would offer my mediocre web design skills, but I fear they would not be enough. I would, on the other hand, like to visit your site... alot

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Nah, Patrick lied to you. He's not really licensed to do those. But he thanks you for the practice.
    That lying bastard put u down as a reference! Said u were VERY satisified with his services!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Same as always. I neglect my work, and whore it up on IM by day.........but by night......I.......sleep. Sorry, i was hoping for a better ending to that too.

    And you? I notice a certain link is still in your sig......that is a bad thing.
    I put in my two weeks notice here at the hell job, so I'll have LOTS of time for IM after that!

    Link in my sig??? Which one???
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    i have the programs and could design one but it depends what you want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    That lying bastard put u down as a reference! Said u were VERY satisified with his services!


    And you weren't? But he said, you asked to go again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmech
    I would offer my mediocre web design skills, but I fear they would not be enough. I would, on the other hand, like to visit your site... alot

    Quote Originally Posted by Martinogdenbsx
    i have the programs and could design one but it depends what you want

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    Please stick to the topic guys!!! Newbies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    I put in my two weeks notice here at the hell job, so I'll have LOTS of time for IM after that!

    Link in my sig??? Which one???
    Great to hear about the job, congrats man! So you'll be training full time? What about insurance?

    As for which link to get rid of, try this one: Dear Diarrhea.......er......Diary
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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    Please stick to the topic guys!!! Newbies...


    They'll learn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Great to hear about the job, congrats man! So you'll be training full time? What about insurance?

    As for which link to get rid of, try this one: Dear Diarrhea.......er......Diary
    Fuck health coverage! Thanks man. I'm really psyched about it!

    Oh you mean the one in my sig? The newly updated one?
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    So you would prefer that we continue to discuss you two recieving rectal exams by a gentleman who is most definetly not a proctologist? And hey, didn't you think something was weird when you felt a hand on each shoulder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    Fuck health coverage! Thanks man. I'm really psyched about it!

    Oh you mean the one in my sig? The newly updated one?
    Fucker!!!! I clicked again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmech
    So you would prefer that we continue to discuss you two recieving rectal exams by a gentleman who is most definetly not a proctologist? And hey, didn't you think something was weird when you felt a hand on each shoulder?
    Careful! That gentleman is a moderator, and your ass could be next. Besides, Var told me Patrick has a very gentle, girl-like touch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmech
    didn't you think something was weird when you felt a hand on each shoulder?
    Now you're getting the hang of it!

    I didnt think it was possible that anything but a finger could be so small. Guess I thought Max had three hands.
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    DAMN... not sure that I'm any closer to getting a website designed but I am at least laughing my ass off from all of your posts!!!
    Forgot how entertaining you guys were, it's been a while!

    I'm looking for something a little different, funky, interesting... something I couldn't create myself! lol

    Var what kind of payment would you expect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Fucker!!!! I clicked again.
    The "sig" is different though.
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    Oh I should mention I am not looking for freebies, fully expect to pay whatever the going rate is for web design... just don't know where to begin looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritChick
    Var what kind of payment would you expect?
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    Maybe ask around to friends and businesses you know for who designed theirs - I have a friend in web design who's doing mine for dirt cheap. Or ask people you trust for a referral.

    Better to have someone you're comfortable doing business with who is referred by someone you trust. You can get ripped off pretty easily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    With her husband??? You sick bastard.
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