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  1. 09-29-2004, 08:51 AM #1
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    Which book to buy?

    I don't care about your politics, this is funny.

    PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy ? "Titanic" or "My Life" by
    Bill Clinton ?

    Titanic: $29.99
    Clinton: $29.99

    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
    catastrophe.
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
    catastrophe.

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
    Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist

    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill

    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
    Clinton: . . Let's not go there

    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
    Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts

    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
    Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
    Clinton: Monica . . . . ooh, let's not go there, either

    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary . . . . basically the same thing.

    Guess it really doesn't matter which one I purchase.
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    I don't care about your politics either, but that was funny.
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    LOL

    i thought this was just a thread about books but i dragged myself in here to find it was a joke...funny one too
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