Hey look! a thread not about politics or Religion

[CRASHMAN]

LOL

so how is everyone?

[min0 lee]

I see.

[camarosuper6]

Good thanks

[JJJ]

Will there atleast be anything about sex?

[CRASHMAN]

of course

[BoneCrusher]

Killer ... sex is good.

[CRASHMAN]

isn't it? i rember when i had sex......what a magical 30 seconds that was

jk i'm a virgin

[CRASHMAN]

Anyone have some good stories?

[Du]

There once was a man from Nantucket.....

[bulletproof1]

A Fat Joke

This guy was really fat, and the doc told him, that if he
keeps this up, he'll end up dead.
So he decided to sign up for a gym. He went to the most
sophisticaed, ultra-huge gym, a building 25 stories tall.
He walks to the reception, and says - I want to have the
fastest workout this gym can offer me, for $200.00.
So the guy says "hey - no problem, 10th floor, room 1017"
The dude pays, and takes the elevator.
He enters the huge room, and sees this beautiful, naked
woman, standing in the far corner. The woman says: "If you
catch me, I'm yours !"
And the guy had a great workout trying to catch her, but
didn't get lucky...
So after a week, he comes back to the gym, and thinks
"if I got that for $200.00, I wonder what I'll get for $500.00..."
So he says to the receptionist: "Give me your $500.00
fast-workout deal"
-"Sure, 25th floor, room 2599"
Takes the elevator, enters the room.
Inside this huge hall, on the far corner, stands a huge,
drooling, full of sweat and smelly man, who says: "If I catch
you, you're mine !"

[perfectbody]

ok I tell u a thruth. I always have a 6" knife in my bag. I kept it since my gf cheated me. And this is for her. Maybe one day it willl be in great use.

[busyLivin]

A young ventriliquist is touring the clubs one night, and he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting.

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being repsected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind ocntinue to perpetrate discrimination aginst, not only blondes but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriliquist is embarassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

[myCATpowerlifts]

"John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke."

[JJJ]

Thats political.

[John H.]

LOL

so how is everyone?

Hi Crashman,

YEA!!!!! (If I had the power the first thing I would do is completely wipe off the face of the earth religion, politics and the abuse of others for any reason especially children - imagine how much better this world would be without these).

To answer your question, I am fine - thanks for asking!

Take Care, John H.

[John H.]

Will there atleast be anything about sex?

Hi JJJ,

If I had it in my mind to "start a religion" one of the things I would ALLOW is Sex (as long as everyone was of age and ability of consent and gave that consent freely) and I would not allow lying - you wouldn't have to if you were "allowed" to have Sex.

Take Care, John H.

[Du]

"John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke."

Jay Leno?

[busyLivin]

I guess I should have changed my sig before I posted in this thread.

[CRASHMAN]

ya. you horrible person