Thread: Funny phone conversation, chicks are so weird...

I had to change the name of my thread, this actually did just happen. I was searching for High Pitch Erik's phony phone calls in another thread and typed phony instead of funny.

Anyone else like this with the ladies? I hate putting forth effort. I always believed it should be smooth sailing until at least the 5th year of marriage.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's hilarious!!!!!!!

You definitely got the right idea, Dale. I've been putting waaaay too much effort in, in my old age. Time to relax.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

So, I was supposed to hang out with this chick today that I met a week and a half ago. I talked to her on Thursday and she asked if we could hang out on Monday, which is today. I called her cell on Saturday to confirm and she didn't call me back until today at noon to tell me she had to cancel. So, I chatted with her a bit to be nice, knowing full well that I had every intention of deleting her name out of my cell phone as soon as I hung up with her.

See, I wasn't really all that mad because I know things come up from time to time. My problem is that if anything requires me the slightest bit of effort when it comes to women, I bail.

So, she tells me about her weekend and I feign interest and then she goes, "What about Saturday, do you want to hang out Saturday night?"

My reply (jokingly, but not really) was, "Do you really think you are Saturday night material? You don't move from a Monday afternoon slot right to a weekend night that quickly. Let alone that you cancelled Monday afternoon's meet up at noon on Monday. I'm not going to make plans on a Saturday with someone who has a history of flaking out."

She was taking it in good jest and replied, "I am just so tired from this weekend, let's do Saturday, I swear I will make it Saturday."

My reply was, "Honestly, I foresee this as being entirely too much effort on my part. I have already wasted 2 phone calls on this little deal. This is probably going to be the last time we speak, so let's just end it here."

She replied, "You seemed so nice when I met you before, why are you being a dick?"

I said, "Honestly, I was drunk when I met you. I am typically the way I am with you right now. I don't want to put forth any effort and this is seeming like too much work for me, so let's just consider our discussion complete, shall we?"


And that was it, what a weirdo.

Thats fuggin great.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Anyone else like this with the ladies? I hate putting forth effort. I always believed it should be smooth sailing until at least the 5th year of marriage.

Dude, if that's your M.O. you're not going to make it to the fifth DATE, much less fifth year of marriage.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Dude, if that's your M.O. you're not going to make it to the fifth DATE, much less fifth year of marriage.

Com'on, this was just some snatch on the side. There are women that are good for a nite or two, then there are the long term relationships. Know the difference..

Originally Posted by SPIKE1257

Com'on, this was just some snatch on the side. There are women that are good for a nite or two, then there are the long term relationships. Know the difference..

I was just yanking Dale's chain. I know there's no woman out there for him. Love is blind, but it ain't STUPID.

Dale's going to end up so pussy-whipped one day that his kid's will call him Mom and his wife Dad.

Scary thought, Dale having kids!

Damn, that was funny!

Originally Posted by maniclion

Dale's going to end up so pussy-whipped one day that his kid's will call him Mom and his wife Dad.

Scary thought, Dale having kids!

I would not doubt this. The way I have behaved the past 28 years I have a feeling I will be the 60 yr old guy who has to rub his wife's feet. I don't mind so long as she is in her 20's.

That's some Funny shit

I am going to use that if you dont mind!!! I meet too many chicks just like that...

-Rob

BWAHAHAHHHAHAHA! How the hell did I miss this thread yesterday!

Damn, Dale! hahahaha!

Not bad buddy, you still should have nailed her first before you ditched her though

Originally Posted by irontime

Not bad buddy, you still should have nailed her first before you ditched her though

Three seconds would have required too much effort on Dale's part.

hilarious post dale

Dale, put yourself in the woman's shoes. I mean come on dude how exciting does it sound when you got a Monday date to "go hangout". Unless hanging out meant something like popping bras and halters and loosening zippers it should be no surprise to you that she probable decided to sleep in (with someone else).

OD

She chose Monday, not me. I was fine with any day so long as it wasn't Thursday through Sunday.