I'm going to feel your breasts now

**redspy** · 10-12-2004, 02:36 PM

TSA body search upsets local woman
San Diego Union-Tribune

October 10, 2004

A new layer of security at the nation's airports last month caught a Mira Mesa woman by surprise. Now Ava Kingsford wants other women to know just how uncomfortable the "secondary screening" process can become.

Kingsford, 36, was traveling back to San Diego from Denver International Airport with her 3-month-old son when she was flagged for a pat-down search, possibly because of an expired driver's license.

She took the procedure in stride until the female Transportation Security Administration screener announced, "I'm going to feel your breasts now."

Kingsford, wearing a snug-fitting tank top, objected to what she considered an unduly invasive search. More security agents arrived, warned her that she couldn't board her flight without submitting to the final step of the search, and the situation escalated.

"I was crying; I was shaking," she said. And just after she tugged down the top of her shirt just a bit to show that she wasn't hiding anything, the agents told her she wasn't going anywhere. She ended up renting a car for a two-day drive home.

"It was unbelievable," Kingsford said. "I think there is a line they cannot cross."

But Transportation Security Administration officials say their screeners did nothing wrong and that Kingsford's experience reflects a brutal new reality in passenger checkpoint screening.

The agency announced the extra security measures Sept. 16, just a few weeks after two Russian jetliners exploded in midair, killing all aboard. Authorities believe two women smuggled explosives onto the aircraft, possibly in "torso packs" underneath their clothing.

Bob Kapp, customer service manager for the TSA in Denver, said that to conduct a thorough pat-down search of women, "it does require going beneath, between and above the breasts."

In these first few weeks of the procedure, Kapp said, "a few people have been a little bit alarmed" by the touching. But he called it "a sign of the times" that is probably here to stay. Screeners are coached to try to minimize the discomfort by explaining each step as they go along.

Kingsford, however, thinks there ought to be some common sense to the approach and that the TSA is going to get a lot more complaints. "There is nothing that I could possibly have been hiding there," she said.

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Watch out ladies, boobs are now a terrorist hiding place.

**SPIKE1257** · 10-12-2004, 02:38 PM

Where do I get an application for that job ?

Du · 10-12-2004, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by SPIKE1257

Where do I get an application for that job ?

If you find one, lemme know. Im right behind ya.

**redspy** · 10-12-2004, 02:42 PM

And there's me thinking the guys of IM would treat this is an outrage to women's rights LOL.

**ALBOB** · 10-12-2004, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by SPIKE1257

Where do I get an application for that job ?

I'm thinking your first step in the application process would be to undergo a sex change. Only women pat down women and only men pat down men. Oh, I get it, you DO want to pat down the men. Ewwwwwwwwwww

Sorry man, couldn't resist.

**SPIKE1257** · 10-12-2004, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

I'm thinking your first step in the application process would be to undergo a sex change. Only women pat down women and only men pat down men. Oh, I get it, you DO want to pat down the men. Ewwwwwwwwwww

Sorry man, couldn't resist.

Their's always a catch..

**DFINEST** · 10-12-2004, 02:55 PM

In law enforcement (Corrections and Police),
Men can pat down women by using the back of their hands or gloved hands...
This is done ONLY if there isn't a female officer readily available

**ALBOB** · 10-12-2004, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by DFINEST

In law enforcement (Corrections and Police),
Men can pat down women by using the back of their hands or gloved hands...
This is done ONLY if there isn't a female officer readily available

Really? Are you sure??? That sounds iffy to me. I've never heard of ANY law enforcement agency that would allow a man to pat down a woman, much less without another woman present. I'll admit, I may be completely wrong, but it sure sounds odd to me.

**bulletproof1** · 10-12-2004, 03:00 PM

probably just a bunch of lesbians gettin off on it.

**DFINEST** · 10-12-2004, 03:02 PM

ALbob, it is done although it may be rarely used
it is taught in the police and correctional officer academies
A man can pat down a woman
Ask a police officer near you
Here in Maryland, it is done

**ALBOB** · 10-12-2004, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by DFINEST

Ask a police officer near you

I think I'll pass on that and just take your word for it.

**Mudge** · 10-12-2004, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by redspy

She took the procedure in stride until the female Transportation Security Administration screener announced, "I'm going to feel your breasts now."

Well it wasn't that extreme seeing how it was another woman.

Du · 10-12-2004, 04:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by redspy
She took the procedure in stride until the female Transportation Security Administration screener announced, "I'm going to feel your breasts now."

In NYC you have to pay $15 bucks to see that.

**pmech** · 10-12-2004, 04:01 PM

I have paid good money for videos of the same scenario, ending in much different results.

**Crono1000** · 10-12-2004, 05:11 PM

as long as we're checking under big apendages of the body for hazardous objects, they should check in my pants

**Crono1000** · 10-12-2004, 05:12 PM

"I got a weapon of mass pleasure right here for ya baby"

**adrien_j9** · 10-12-2004, 05:22 PM

**Chain Link** · 10-12-2004, 05:26 PM

I just recieved a telepathic message to relay to IM in this thread.

Originally Posted by Titanya

Dont you mean weapon of mass disappointment? Looks like Albobs been bullshitting you as ussual.

**Chain Link** · 10-12-2004, 05:27 PM

Boy am I glad I logged on in time for that

**ZECH** · 10-12-2004, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Really? Are you sure??? That sounds iffy to me. I've never heard of ANY law enforcement agency that would allow a man to pat down a woman, much less without another woman present. I'll admit, I may be completely wrong, but it sure sounds odd to me.

ABSOLUTELY! When you are on the road by yourself< you take no chances of concealed weapons even from a woman> like he said you dont grope but use the back of your hands and such> If it warrants arrest I don"t care>

**camarosuper6** · 10-12-2004, 06:40 PM

Bingo.

**Flex** · 10-12-2004, 06:44 PM

"Um, excuse me sir, can you please lift up your balls. We think you may be hiding a bomb under there."

"Sir, can you please spread your asscheeks and cough"

"Ma'am. You're going to hafta take off all your clothes and spread eagle. we think you may have Osama hiding in there"

**ZECH** · 10-12-2004, 06:47 PM

Now granted there are some I wouldn't have touched without gloves!
And some.......................well.

**ZECH** · 10-12-2004, 06:52 PM

Then there was a night this summer when I caught a guy/girl screwing. Now Albob I know how you like bug tits. This girl was AWESOME! She must have been 38/40 DD! She didn't have time to put her top on and just sat there with them shining! She asked me to turn around so she could put her top on. I said no MaaM. You might have a concealed weapon. Besides I have alrerady seen everything! So she raised her arms and put her top on. Must have been one of my better moments!

**perfectbody** · 10-12-2004, 10:32 PM

Why did they say 'I am going to feel ur breasts now" ? Is there any other word more appropriate than 'feel'?

**greekblondechic** · 10-12-2004, 10:56 PM

I'd rather feel my own breasts, thanks.

**bulletproof1** · 10-13-2004, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbody

Why did they say 'I am going to feel ur breasts now" ? Is there any other word more appropriate than 'feel'?

fondle?

**MaxMirkin** · 10-13-2004, 08:11 AM

suckle

**ALBOB** · 10-13-2004, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by greekblondechic

I'd rather feel my own breasts, thanks.

OK, my fantasy generator is in high gear now. Thanks GBC.

**greekblondechic** · 10-13-2004, 08:18 AM

No prob, albob.

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