Thread: Listen up Old People

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I am sick and tired of you slowing me down in the halls. I am also annoyed with the fact you are bogarting our flu vaccine supply. I don't typically get a flu shot, but I want one now that you and trhe sickly are getting it all. You already have one foot in the grave, if the flu don't get ya something else will. Why should the rest of us suffer with the flu. Did you know that if I get the flu, I will typically miss 1 maybe 2 gym days. I can't have this. And what's up with social security, I am sure this shit will be gone when I am your age, if I make it that far since all you fogies are taking OUR medicine. So essentially a part of my paycheck is devoted to making you comfortable while you rot.

Except my grandparents, they are very nice people. Oh, and Albob because he is the oldest.

Here!!! Here!!! I second that!!

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I am sick and tired of you slowing me down in the halls. I am also annoyed with the fact you are bogarting our flu vaccine supply. I don't typically get a flu shot, but I want one now that you and trhe sickly are getting it all. You already have one foot in the grave, if the flu don't get ya something else will. Why should the rest of us suffer with the flu. Did you know that if I get the flu, I will typically miss 1 maybe 2 gym days. I can't have this. And what's up with social security, I am sure this shit will be gone when I am your age, if I make it that far since all you fogies are taking OUR medicine. So essentially a part of my paycheck is devoted to making you comfortable while you rot.

Except my grandparents, they are very nice people. Oh, and Albob because he is the oldest.

Hi Dale,

REMEMBER one day YOU will be a "fogie" and there will be others younger than you. And remember those old people once were young and they helped others who were older than themselves because one day those same young people will be old too.

I do not really think any person young or old would want to mess with your gym days.

Take Care, John H.

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!

Originally Posted by John H.

I do not really think any person young or old would want to mess with your gym days.

Take Care, John H.

Then tell them to stop bogarting the flu vaccine and just let it end for christ's sake.

Oh yeah, and I highly doubt that I will make it past 50 so I do not see fogie-dom in my future. If I do, I have the peace of mind in knowing that I have retirement so as not to have to "mooch" off the young folks social security.

Originally Posted by John H.

Hi Dale,

REMEMBER one day YOU will be a "fogie" and there will be others younger than you. And remember those old people once were young and they helped others who were older than themselves because one day those same young people will be old too.

I do not really think any person young or old would want to mess with your gym days.

Take Care, John H.

Holy hell, take the carrot from your ass and just enjoy the joke would ya?

Originally Posted by irontime

Holy hell, take the carrot from your ass and just enjoy the joke would ya?

Hi Iron,

I was enjoying the "joke" but I also recognized the seriousness too of what was being said as well. I laughed where appropriate (missed gym days) and I was concerned too because I know there are many who truly feel anti towards older people and feel they are somehow a drain...

Should we all be so successful as to live to old age we will all be in the same boat at that time...

Take Care, John H.

I was being serious

I no see

I agree with john h.
but i did enjoy the joke, though it seems to be a little used these days

cmon dale, tell us how you really feel

That Dale always guns the car engine and speeds toward little old ladies trying to push their shopping cart across an intersection....then jumps out and scrounges through the spilled food, cussin' them cuz they bought Depends instead of Mesotech. . .

But old people always get their revenge...the next time Dale tries to bench, I'll bet an old geezer will hobble over with his cane, pull the barbell out of his hands, and teach him how to respect his elders the Singapore way. . .