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10-15-2004, 08:38 AM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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Sunday morning sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along,"
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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10-15-2004, 08:39 AM #2Registered User
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10-15-2004, 09:49 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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lol
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10-15-2004, 10:07 AM #4Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
Hehehehe, you said dong.If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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10-15-2004, 11:41 AM #5The Original Jackass
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So THAT'S how you are still able to do it Originally Posted by ALBOB
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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10-15-2004, 01:15 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Damn, beat me to it Originally Posted by irontime
So THAT'S how you are still able to do it 
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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10-15-2004, 01:30 PM #7Registered User
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I was suprised it took someone that long
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10-15-2004, 02:28 PM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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You idiots are all just jealous because I AM doing it and you're all just thinking about it. Ok, so she's 95 years old, at least she still has a heartbeat.....................occasionally.
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10-15-2004, 02:30 PM #9Cheerfully Offensive
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She could do better. Originally Posted by ALBOB
You idiots are all just jealous because I AM doing it and you're all just thinking about it. Ok, so she's 95 years old, at least she still has a heartbeat.....................occasionally.The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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10-15-2004, 02:39 PM #10Registered User
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10-15-2004, 02:46 PM #11I "Bai lei tai"
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How old are you, anyway?
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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10-15-2004, 03:09 PM #12Cheerfully Offensive
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He stopped counting after all his hair migrated to his ass, and has so far proven to be immune to carbon dating.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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10-15-2004, 03:54 PM #13IDIOT SAVANT
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It's not age that matters, it's ATTITUDE. Originally Posted by adrien_j9
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10-15-2004, 03:55 PM #14IDIOT SAVANT
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I don't have to worry about cold toilet seats. Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
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10-16-2004, 05:52 PM #15Just the Beginning
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that was great....I hope when I'm old and gray, I'm still having sex... 
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10-16-2004, 09:45 PM #16Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Max I don't care what ol mino lee say about your face you a funny mofo! Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
He stopped counting after all his hair migrated to his ass, and has so far proven to be immune to carbon dating.
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10-17-2004, 12:54 PM #17Cheerfully Offensive
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I thought mino loved me. Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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10-18-2004, 02:39 PM #18IDIOT SAVANT
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I see Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
I thought mino loved me.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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