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    I'm sorry! I hope your lil bro recovers quickly *hugs*
    I can do it

    I WILL be a size 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greekblondechic
    I'm sorry! I hope your lil bro recovers quickly *hugs*
    Hey, if I say some moron broke my nose do I get GBC hugs too?
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    I can think of very few things that I would hate more than being beat up by a girl ... except maybe if it happened several times. Several times would for sure be worser.
    Beat him up then have your brother piss on him. Thats worse than being beat up by a girl.

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    Yes. Just watch your hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    You either A)Need to beat your brother up more often to teach him how to defend himself or b)
    First law:

    Don't get into shoving matches. Either you want to fight, or you don't, or you shouldn't. If you should, and do, then hit. A person who initiates the shoving is an open target; the person who returns it is a fucking idiot.

    Second law:

    Know when to shut the hell up. If a person doesn't know when to shut the hell up, teach them.
    Not to see many things, not to hear many things, not to permit many things to come close - first imperative of prudence, first proof that one is no mere accident but a necessity.

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    Laws I and II should be reversed. Few "adults" know when to shut the hell up; "he started it! He called me a poo-poo head!"

    If you're this stupid, then you should at least go into a field where you're paid and rewarded for your idiocy.

    As far as vengeance, I'm a fan of psychological torture. Mindless violence is too ...simple.

    Get a party going, somehow, at a friend's place, and make sure that kid's invited. Make sure he gets hammered until he's nearly unconscious. Drag him into a bedroom along with another kid you're not especially fond of.

    Take all of their clothing off. Place them close to each other, wrapping their arms and legs around each other as though they were cuddling. Grab several condoms, open them up, and place a diluted mixture of mayonnaise and water in each one. Throw them around the bed and on the floor. Rub a small amount of the mix on their bodies, too.

    Let everyone fall asleep - do not fall asleep yourself. Next morning, wake everyone up, save them: "Holy shit! Guys, what the hell happened in here?"

    Scarred for life.


    I'm obviously joking - as far as kiddie spats go. For the adults who've been seriously wronged, have fun. Not that I've ever done this to someone I didn't like.........
    Not to see many things, not to hear many things, not to permit many things to come close - first imperative of prudence, first proof that one is no mere accident but a necessity.

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    This calls for the "after school fight!" ... Have your brother challenge him to a fight. When he shows up, you tag your brother's hand and then clobber the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante B.
    Get a party going, somehow, at a friend's place, and make sure that kid's invited. Make sure he gets hammered until he's nearly unconscious. Drag him into a bedroom along with another kid you're not especially fond of.

    Take all of their clothing off. Place them close to each other, wrapping their arms and legs around each other as though they were cuddling. Grab several condoms, open them up, and place a diluted mixture of mayonnaise and water in each one. Throw them around the bed and on the floor. Rub a small amount of the mix on their bodies, too.

    Let everyone fall asleep - do not fall asleep yourself. Next morning, wake everyone up, save them: "Holy shit! Guys, what the hell happened in here?"

    Scarred for life.
    Dude, you've given this some SERIOUS thought. Right down to the recipe for "condom juice". Remind me never to piss you off.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante B.
    As far as vengeance, I'm a fan of psychological torture. Mindless violence is too ...simple. Absolutely

    Take all of their clothing off. Place them close to each other, wrapping their arms and legs around each other as though they were cuddling. Grab several condoms, open them up, and place a diluted mixture of mayonnaise and water in each one. Throw them around the bed and on the floor. Rub a small amount of the mix on their bodies, too. You forgot about kicking each one in the asshole a few times to ensure sorness in the moring.

    Let everyone fall asleep - do not fall asleep yourself. Next morning, wake everyone up, save them: "Holy shit! Guys, what the hell happened in here?"
    Camera in hand full of evidence.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    . You forgot about kicking each one in the asshole a few times to ensure sorness in the moring.
    Perfect.

    Camera in hand full of evidence.
    That's the beauty of psychological torture: depending on your goals, you needn't evidence. Only a few 'witnesses' to reinforce the perception - in some cases, not even them. The target is the person and the world inside the head; forms of humiliation that do not attack a person's self-image at the primal roots require social enforcement.

    Emotional scars are the gifts that keep on giving.
    Not to see many things, not to hear many things, not to permit many things to come close - first imperative of prudence, first proof that one is no mere accident but a necessity.

    Friedrich Nietzsche - Ecce Homo

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    Well i know the whole story now, its so gay

    Some people said he was trash talking, but most said that he was just defending his friend

    His friend was getting picked on by the bully and my bro just wanted to help his friend out...
    then the roid kid went crazy as usual
    and his friend didnt even help out, this pisses me off almost as much as the bully

    for reference, my bro is 2 yrs younger than me, and the fag is a few months younger...

    I hear he's going to juvy, but not sure, but if he is, he's lucky...



    I went into the office at one point and i saw that he was a in a seperate room alone (it has windows)

    so i try to sneak in to take some revenge, but the door was locked....so much for that

    Well...i dont guess there's much else to say about the matter....

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    Guys like that always get stomped sooner or later
    Last edited by BoneCrusher; 10-15-2004 at 11:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    Ahh..............the voice of an alternative school alumni.

    Hell he is from Retardville right Dale. Milton?? Whole town has 2 brains and about 6 teeth. A bunch of nice trailers though.
    THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME, CERTAINLY MUST MAKE ME STRONGER

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    Quote Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
    Well...i dont guess there's much else to say about the matter....
    Except:

    so i try to sneak in to take some revenge, but the door was locked....so much for that
    This would have been a foolish course of action, though understandable. Once it's out of your hands, you just wait and hope a person gets what they deserve; most attempts to put your hands in the kitchen after someone has stepped in make everything worse, for you, not them. Just for future reference

    I hope your brother is better soon.
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    Friedrich Nietzsche - Ecce Homo

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    i know dante, it was just a funny thought...

    He's gonna be ok i think

    but the skin under his eyes is really blue and swolen, from getting hit in the nose...

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    Mine has broke twice ... looks worse than it is Cat. He'll be aaiight.

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