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View Poll Results: Have you ever heard the expression "chaps my ass?"
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10-18-2004, 09:52 PM #1I'm special :)
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Have you ever heard
the expression "Chaps my ass" Whilst on the phone with a certain southern friend, he mentioned something pissing him off but he used the phrase "it chaps my ass" I found this hilarious, and also coined the term "chapstick my ass" He was surprised I never heard of it before, so as promised I am doing a poll to see if anybody else has
P.S. I'm not naming names
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
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10-18-2004, 10:09 PM #2happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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10-18-2004, 10:20 PM #3I'm special :)
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Chapstick my ass for me Jakey will ya?
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
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10-19-2004, 07:40 AM #4Registered User
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I'm from New Jersey and I've heard it. Of course, the voices say all kinds of things.
j/k 
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10-19-2004, 07:42 AM #5is still around...
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I say that all the time. I have no idea where I picked it up. It's not exactly somethign Cubans in Miami say. But I've been saying it forever.
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
the expression "Chaps my ass" Whilst on the phone with a certain southern friend, he mentioned something pissing him off but he used the phrase "it chaps my ass" I found this hilarious, and also coined the term "chapstick my ass" He was surprised I never heard of it before, so as promised I am doing a poll to see if anybody else has
P.S. I'm not naming names
Mostly for my own amusement.
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10-19-2004, 10:14 AM #6IDIOT SAVANT
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I thought it was a pretty common saying.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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10-19-2004, 10:56 AM #7Cheerfully Offensive
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It is when you're around. Originally Posted by ALBOB
I thought it was a pretty common saying.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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10-19-2004, 01:37 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I've heard 'chaps my hide' of course I grew up in Houston.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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10-19-2004, 02:06 PM #9Registered User
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i've never heard anyone say it but i'm familiar with the phrase...probably from reading.
i'm a tremendous book worm/geek
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10-19-2004, 02:11 PM #10IDIOT SAVANT
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Good one............................................... .......asshole. Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
It is when you're around.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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10-19-2004, 06:25 PM #11Registered User
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I'm only familiar w/ it because of "dumb and dumber".
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10-19-2004, 09:18 PM #12Registered Abuser
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Im in Texas, and i've never heard of it
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10-19-2004, 09:19 PM #13Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by nikegurl
i've never heard anyone say it but i'm familiar with the phrase...probably from reading.
i'm a tremendous book worm/geek
Easily 5,000 books ...
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10-19-2004, 09:30 PM #14Cheerfully Offensive
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Texas version - "Hey [insert part one of close relative's first name]-[insert part two of close relative's first name], is yo' ass a-chappin'? Cause ma dick's on fire! [insert laugh indicative of speaker's desire to repeat last night's family interaction]." Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
Im in Texas, and i've never heard of itThe lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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10-19-2004, 09:38 PM #15I see YOU!! ELITE MEMBER
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My mom would use it. LOL
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
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10-20-2004, 08:03 AM #16Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Never heard it but greekblondechic, you can what you like with my ass.....as a trade.
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"That really chaps my hide" used to be on a salsa commercial I believe. I've used it but not regularly.
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I have heard it but I prefer "eats my shorts"
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10-20-2004, 09:19 AM #19Mom/Student/Wifey
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I've never said it but have heard it. I prefer "that really pisses me off"
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10-20-2004, 11:38 AM #20IDIOT SAVANT
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Ya' know what really burns my ass?
A flame about three feet high.
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10-20-2004, 11:33 PM #21Member
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yall wouldnt be laughing if you ever had a chapped ass, beleive me, if anyone knows its me
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