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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule. |
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I am outraged. She obviously did something to him, perhaps shook up his beer or bought Miller instead of Bud.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Lift or Die
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Austin Texas
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Personally ... the waste of water needed to fill a bath tub would justify the behavior modification.
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I "Bai lei tai"
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What's the matter with her? Can't she tell he's being honest? It's obvious that he wasn't trying to push her back in, rather he was trying to give her a jostling hug. Women can be such bitches sometimes!
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Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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The Original Jackass
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And more importantly, what the hell was the lazy whore doing taking a bath?
There better have been dishes or laundry in there for her to do or she'd deserve a shock of volts. ![]()
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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Now that I think about it, what clean human being takes a bath these days? I mean, who wants to stew in their own filth? Isn't that counterproductive to getting clean, sitting in a tub full of water that u just cleaned yourself with? Why not just sit in the toilet?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Exactly.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule. |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New York
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I didn't read this, I didn't read this
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