2004

bulletproof1 · 10-28-2004, 11:21 AM

You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk
next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you
still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you
accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years
and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11
o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your
job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website
at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)
years
of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are
going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

shutupntra1n · 10-28-2004, 11:43 AM

Another yet wonderful post by you

bulletproof1 · 10-28-2004, 11:47 AM

they are all for you

SPIKE1257 · 10-28-2004, 11:48 AM

That was good...

MaxMirkin · 10-28-2004, 12:08 PM

BulkMeUp · 10-28-2004, 12:13 PM

DFINEST · 10-28-2004, 12:13 PM

BoneCrusher · 10-28-2004, 05:14 PM

It sucks to relate to that sooo much

adrien_j9 · 10-28-2004, 05:36 PM

I second BC statement. I'm a sucker!

10-28-2004, 11:21 AM	#1
bulletproof1 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: * Posts: 2,428	2004 You know you're living in 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

10-28-2004, 12:08 PM	#5
MaxMirkin Cheerfully Offensive Join Date: May 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 3,696 Photos: 4	The lions sing and the hills take flight. The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

10-28-2004, 12:13 PM	#7
DFINEST She hasn't found me yet Join Date: May 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,053	Drama is the result of an attempt to find wholeness & success in the midst of forces that have been birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion. -- No More Drama

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10-28-2004, 11:43 AM	#2
shutupntra1n Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,905	Another yet wonderful post by you

10-28-2004, 11:47 AM	#3
bulletproof1 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: * Posts: 2,428	they are all for you

10-28-2004, 11:48 AM	#4
SPIKE1257 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,532	That was good...

10-28-2004, 12:13 PM	#6
BulkMeUp ..is bulking up! Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Cana-dah Posts: 5,636

10-28-2004, 05:14 PM	#8
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,589	It sucks to relate to that sooo much

10-28-2004, 05:36 PM	#9
adrien_j9 I "Bai lei tai" Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Peaceful little cottage on the lake Posts: 847 Photos: 4	I second BC statement. I'm a sucker! "Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."