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Old 10-28-2004, 07:28 PM   #1
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Halloween Joke

A man went to a costume party with a girl on his back. "What are you
supposed to be?" the host asked. "I'm a snail," the man replied. The
host raised his eyebrows. "How can you be a snail when all you've got
is that girl on your back?" "That's not a girl," the man replied.
"That's Michelle."



I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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Old 10-28-2004, 07:30 PM   #2
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haha, I didn't get it at first.
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Old 10-28-2004, 07:30 PM   #3
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Neither did I, LOL.



I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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Old 10-28-2004, 08:04 PM   #4
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I still don't get it , I'm slow enough on normal jokes, so I'm gonna ned someone to explain this one
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Old 10-28-2004, 08:08 PM   #5
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hahahahahahahaha, that IS funny when you catch up!
Tom, I'm a snail, that's my shell (Michelle) get it?




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Old 10-28-2004, 08:12 PM   #6
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O ok I get it now o god I'm so stupid!
Anyways thanks adrien, would have never figured that out
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Old 10-28-2004, 08:18 PM   #7
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It's all good! I'm the same way.




"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:26 AM   #8
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well aren't we the jokester this morning ha ha..that's a good one
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