Rocco32

A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C.,
came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic
seems worse than usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of
stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he
stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline
and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we
went to war in Iraq, or the worsening deficit and economy, or that his tax
cuts won't help anyone except his wealthy friends. So we're taking up a
collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replied, "About four gallons, but a lot of
folks are still siphoning."

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

camarosuper6

LOL....


OUCH....


I'm still voting Bush.

"TOLERANCE is the virtue of a man without convictions"

G.K.Chesterton


Boot Shine and Polish $15.
New Uniforms: $250
New gun and holster: $450
Looking like a stud in uniform: Priceless

Girl: Me and this new guy are getting kinda chummy.
Me: Good chummy? Like friends forever?
Girl: Ya
Me: Or Chummy like, spank my ass chummy?

Rocco32

So am I but that was pretty funny.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

OceanDude

Bush is the man - the polls show him pulling out now. It's just a matter of formality now.
OD

"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."

Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.

We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.

The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.

His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...

Dale Mabry

I actually thought it was the opposite, poll-wise. I'll tell you what, even though I am voting for Kerry, I would rather get krunk with Bush.

If sense were common, everyone would have it.

4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...

busyLivin

if i knew what krunking was i might too.

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OceanDude

No dale the polls favor Bush dramatically. I just got this info from a subscription service. It sounds like the Dems are up to thei rold tricks - registering dead people and illegal aliens, people in prison etc. etc.
OD

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Old style vote fraud of the Lyndon Johnson/Richard J.
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"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."

Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.

We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.

The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.

His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...

Dale Mabry

hey OD, this is a no spin zone.

electoral-vote.com has Kerry up, but with 2 states up for grabs.

I was watching something today about how the polls are so inaccurate these days. I believe in 200 they had bush up in the popular vote by 6% and he ended up losing by .5%

If sense were common, everyone would have it.

4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...

busyLivin

electoral-vote.com honestly changes leaders everyday. Polls are not reliable at all..

especially because most people made up their minds a long time ago. the fact that these polls teeter so drastically is evidence they are worth shit.

whoever wins, it will be by a fair amount.. it's not going to be that close. the media has hyped this shit up too much.. can't really blame them, though: this is a pretty ugly election.

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public void main(){
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OceanDude

Dal now talk about spin, that's just voodoo...(sigh)

OD

"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."

Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.

We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.

The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.

His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...

OceanDude

Very Good Point on the variation in polls with people having formed opinions. All the pollsters are doing technically is modulating noise by over sampling the data and getting paid for shoddy information. Who pays these idiots? I'd love a job taht you can be incompetent in, toss dice, invent numbres and get paid.

OD

"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."

Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.

We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.

The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.

His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...

busyLivin

Case in point... electoral-vote.com now has bush leading 281-236.

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public void main(){
while (1 != 2)
{ Bitch(); Moan(); BlameBush(); }}
}