Thread: IM's most memorable posts and posters...

Just about everything Vieope ever posted.. Like Var would say, they're instant classics...

oh this thread is gonna be fun.

I agree. I also like where the Johnny posts just seem to go crazy. The Nuetron and Max nambla story. What else.

Ok ok... gotta make this more challenging. I want you guys to FIND the quotes and threads and give us links or post the quotes

In this one it was an experiance we had together.

Would you still love her?

Crono has a wild, sick imagination. The Wizard of IM: Final Chapter

Ahsan: I M QUITE SKINNY GUY. I M 15 YRS OLD & 6'1'' TALL & WEIGH AS PETITE GIRL

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Ahsan: i often waste my testorene will it effect to my bodybuilding carrer

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Ahsan : i wanna tell u guyz some thing very secret that fr about 6 or 7 yrs i use 2 eat like a mouse

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Johnnny :Why the hell should I apologize for believing what I believe about the pectoral muscles?

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Johnnny: I'll do what most ppl do & know, & you do your thing. I hope you meet your physique goals.

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Johnnny: Well you can isolate the upper chest entirely, the middle chest entirely & the lower chest entirely with decline work.

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hithard51: incline u do to develop upper chest decline lower flat middle......incline trains upper chest flat middle decline lower. its simple var

The neutron and Maxmirkin nammbla post was funny and sick as hell.

MaxMirkin p@@ped something at private message..

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Hello my friend, I am hearing many great things of you. It is very brave for one like you to go out in the open on these forums. People can be harsh to those that are....different, like you. Don't let them get you down. While I don't approve of your lifestyle choice, I still admire your courage.

I wrote to him..
Hallo
thanks. but What did you hear about me doing great? which posts did you see?
What lifestyle choice of mine you dont aprove? I didnt understand.. I didnt tell anything about my lifestyle.
May be I am an artist, that you dont aprove?
tell..
see you.
Good wishes, Kenton.

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
You don't have to fake befuddlement. We both know which particular group you're a member of. It's ok man. It may be wrong/criminal, but I suppose it's who you are. Again, you are very brave to come out like this. You truly make nambla proud.
P.S. You are also an artist? Does that mean you make "special movies" with your little friends? Does that make you feel proud? I just don't understand.

I didnt even know what nambaba was..

I replied..
hi kid
I am a Hindustani. My country itself is one powerful group. Far away above from the shit american abnormal communities. No one lives a normal way in America.. Such abnormalities occur only in america.
The US people has abnormal state of mind they always suspect and expect of what might come in front of them, a gay, lesbian, a vampire or other rotten group member, because shithole always have excretion coming out of it.
I am from the country where you get served with water, comfirts, and care even from the strangers, if you faint and fall off on the road. In my country if you are a guest, you get served by food, place to stay and honour.
good wishes.

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Why do you have so much anger, my friend? It is not I who made this rather exotic lifestyle choice for you. Do not blame society for your insatiable cravings. How is it America's fault that you are addicted to little-boy ass? Take a good look at yourself in the mirror. Are you happy? Does your NAMBLA membership provide you with piece of mind at night? Maybe you should think twice about being their spokesman/mascot.

But again, I'm not judging you. Though you sin, the Lord Jesus Christ will forgive you, for many of his clergy share your weakness. I'm not exactly sure what your people worship. Was it a cow?.....or some kind of monkey perhaps? But in any case, I doubt the monkey would approve of the choices you have made in the name of illegal boy anus. And the cow would not be happy either. Think on that, next time you bite into a juicy hamburger.....or young boy buttock.


so now what I ask is ...

people What is this crap? Is it the effect of synthetic boosters or suppliments that he is taking?
Are you a Nambala yourself MaxMirkin? and then you thought you found something is common in me??
good wishes see you.

http://ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=32129

Here's a classic...

Originally Posted by Ahsan

Oh really! then how come Brad Pitt has been able to make his pecs long.

as far as I'm concerned Albob is the official mascot of the boards, this place wouldn't be the same without him

this may be before most people at the boards these days but the vets here all know about waaaaaaaaaaaaaay before IronMagazine, we all had a contest on who could last the longest without any form of sexual gratification. It was a really funny contest, it went great and the thread was a blast to read, even though it was like 20 pages long or something. It was almost like a documentary of a bunch of people voluntarily going crazy. We all signed up who would be in the contest, had like a 3 day preparation stage, and the contest lasted a month. I forget who won, I think it was BoneCrusher or PreMier I forget. It was so fucking great, and in my mind that was an absolute classic. I've tried to bring it back before but no one wants to put themselves through the pain again, and I don't blame them- I wouldn't last 5 minutes

Hands down, my most memorable poster was Jonwell. Wish I could link to some of his 'stories', but apparently they were deleted. Anyone remember... J'Bo -ignored-?

Name Calling

and, Quote of the year

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

hey look, she put up her avatar!

Who can forget Ahhhnold.


Ask Ahhhnold

rock4832----I want cuts and striations in my fingers. How do I do that?


Ahhhnold----100 sets of finger curls/100 sets reversed finger curls. You most work each finger individually!!! Many people neglect thumb training but you most work on overall development and proportions.

I recommend high reps 20 -30; this should give you the cuts and striations you want. Big weights to bulk, light weights to cut..hahaha

OceanDude----Earlobes, it's definately earlobes that are my problem area. Watcha think ahhhnold?
OD

Ahhhnold-----Earlobes can be stubborn. Over the years I have developed the mind-muscle connection required to build mighty earlobes like my biceps.

I will let you in on a top secret earlobe training method. Have your training partner smash you earlobes with hammer. 100 sets!!!. They swell very nicely and give the appearance of much muscular development

Fitness 101 by Jonwell
Let me start out by saying that I am not coming onto this forum with a big head or to have anyone pat my back. I am a straight shooter and I tell it like it is. In my many years, I have found one thing that works if you want to get big and strong. There is no need for fancy machines or fancy exercises or diets.

The Jonwell Plan consists of three parts: a diet of high protein, high fat, and steroids. Don't pay attention to anything else or anyone else trying to sell you some fancy plan

If you want to get big, do that. Otherwise, keep being a skinny punk trying to intimidate the school bully with how many crunches you do. In the street, the gym, and the bar, intimidation is the name of the game.

Rubber Raws roll with Tito Ortiz http://ironmagazineforums.com/showth...threadid=22718
It all started only a couple months after UFC 40, when Tito was even more arrogant than usual since he had just beaten Glamrock down. Tiki, Ricco, Tito and me were all chillin at my crib and lighting up some fatties HB style. Tiki got on my computer and started screwing around, then he got on aim and pretended to be me, telling one of my internet women to come on over.

She showed up a few minutes later and the hooting and hollering began. I didn't really mind, up until Tito crossed the line. He called her a typical internet whore, which I didn't appreciate at all.

"Listen Tito, its bad enough for you to say that about my woman, but you said it right in front of her face. I demand an apology right now, or else you'll have to face the consequences of insulting my woman. A man’s house is my castle, and she is my queen. And besides, she does what she does on the internet for artistic reasons, not for money, unlike that tacky mexican gold digger you married."

Tito got that cocky little smirk on his face and just started laughing. "Listen shiloh, I know you don't want to look like a pansy in front of your woman, but I am the baddest man in the world. Unless you want to be humiliated in front of your woman, I suggest you back things up before I have to do the gravedigger on your ass!"

Ricco and Tiki were just sitting there shocked, not saying a word. I calmly rose from my seat, took my shirt off, began flexing, and stared him down before I responded.

Without taking my eyes off of him, I said "Well Tito, you may be the best 205 pound fighter in the world, but guess what? I am a roid raging 230 pounds of pure alpha male testosterone who is from the meanest streets of Huntington Beach. And besides, fighting in the cage is a lot different from fighting in the streets, we can just ask Lee Murray about that."
Tito saw my flaring, huge 18 inch guns and the determined look in my face and took a step back, shocked because I had not backed down as he had expected and a little intimidated by my sheer physical dominance. But after hearing Lee Murray mentioned, his face turned red with anger.

“Last chance to apologize to my woman, before you find out what its like to fight someone your own size for once. You sure look tough cutting a lot of weight and beating up on a smaller opponents, so how about taking on someone your own size for a change?”

This sent Tito over the edge, and he lowered his head and started swinging at me with girly punches. I blocked his punches with my face, because I know he punches like a girl and it would only make me madder. After he landed a couple shots, I was in full blown roid rage mode. He tried to clinch with me for a takedown, but I can benchpress over 500 pounds so pushing him off of me was pretty easy.

After I shoved him off of me, I landed a huge straight right hand that knocked him down to the ground. I followed him to the ground and started pounding him, and he tried to put me in an armbar. He had it on straight, but steroids triumphed over technique once again as I powered my way out of it and slammed him to the floor on his head, almost knocking him out. I then picked him up and pulled off a pro wrestling style DDT on him, knocking him out cold.


I looked around and everyone was sitting there with their mouths wide open, too shocked to do or say anything. Everyone was also staring at my sculpted and ripped physique, whether it was my woman looking at it in lust, or ricco and tiki looking at me in envy.

“I guess we all know who the real Huntington Beach Badboy is now, don’t we?” I said. Ricco and Tiki nodded their heads in approval, not wanting to get on my badside.

As Tito started to wake up, I told him our feud was over and offered to help him stand back up. Like an idiot, he extended his arm to me to help him up, but I gave him a swift kick in the face and yelled out "This ain't the UFC, biotch" while knocking him out again. I ordered Ricco and Tiki to take this disrespectful piece of trash out of my house before I did anything serious to him.

They hurriedly took tito away, afraid for what I might do to their team leader, but also to them if they crossed my bad side. My woman told me that I was more of a real man than any of these so-called ultimate fighters, and I agreed.

A couple days later, some lawyer goons from Zuffa tipped off the HB police to my arrest warrants for DUIs, and also threatened me. They told me that if I ever told this story on the internet, they’d have my website shut down and me thrown in jail for several years.

I talked to a lawyer and he said zuffa could probably do it given my checkered past growing up in the streets, and my long line of arrests for assault. So basically we reached an understanding with zuffa: I won’t beat up their champ anymore, and they won’t have me thrown in jail. In fact, dana white even offered me a fight contract with the UFC, but I told him that UFC stuff is too sissy for me, and my fighting takes place in the street, where anything goes.

Being a real man and not being afraid to handle things physically has its downside, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Rubber Raw and Fred Durst Rollin heads with Fred

Excerpt
....I walked into the HB Suncoast and started looking around when I overheard some group of punk kids heckling some short and stocky dude. As I listened, I could hear them making fun of him and saying he sucked and his music sucked. When I got closer, I recognized it was none other than Fred Durst himself! I guess he was checking to see on how sales for his cd were, so that?s why he was at the store. Anyway, Fred was being cool and just ignoring the kids, not wanting to cause a scene. I get angry pretty quickly when I am on a cycle and this scene really made me angry.

?Ok boys, you have had your fun. Now it?s time to go make some prank calls or whatever else you burt and ernies like to do in your free time and get out of here and leave my friend alone.?

Vieope and I confusing Var, (wait thats nothing out of the ordinary)
I finally bought it

Originally Posted by maniclion

Vieope and I confusing Var, (wait thats nothing out of the ordinary)
I finally bought it

That whole thread was weird, the part that made it even funnier was when Cat asked him if that's his first english keyboard....not realizing Braziliens use the same letters

jonwell was fuckin hilarious..that karate dude right who ended up being that computer nerd?

I think ppl would be talking abt own friends. So this is pointless and show of elitism.

This thread is amusing. But not for the reason most would think. This appears to be a poster/quote classic thread, but the people/quotes discusses (with few exceptions) are all from the "modern era".

You want to talk about most memorable posters, you need to list folks like Kuso, Dr. Pain, W8lifter, GoPro, Chicken Daddy, IronTime, and so many others.

yeah and Crono

dino, fade, dero

I'm trying to go back to my musclemag days

Originally Posted by Crono1000

yeah and Crono

Who?