MaxMirkin

* If God had wanted women to play ball,
he would've made them men.

* I'm jealous of everyone not married to you.

* We all have to live with our disappointments...
I have to sleep with mine.

* I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
Since I'm not home, I won't have to.

* If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave,
and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.

* Come on baby. We've got things to do;
eyes to blindfold and babies to make.

* You see kids, it was a dream and you were replaced by
two sixpacks in the refridgerator.

* Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist.

* I will show him the same kind of respect that any father would
show a 41 year old man who dates his teenage daughter.

* Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?

* We could always have another daughter, but as we both know,
this is the car I'm going to have the rest of my life.

* Soon our mouths will be alive with dead animals
of every race and religion.

* You've desecrated the toilet I call home!

* Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the
happiest day of my life.

* I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex.
I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

* I would rather sleep in a bunk-bed under Oprah!

* Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain
of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights.
Should I be worried?

* I wouldn't rub your feet if a genee popped out of them.

* I'm still giddy with the thought that possibly, just possibly,
I might have sat at the same toiletseat as Bob Hope.

* I'm married to a woman named................something.

* Peg, you know I warned you before about touching me.

* I've learned to live on plack.

* Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?

* A man's home is his coffin.

* Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you.

* I'm hungry enough to block a colon.

* What was I thinking when I said 'I do' ?
I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again.

* Milwaukee. That's the town they build around you mother
isn't it, Peg?

* The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.

* None today! Tomorrow, twice as much!

* I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted
that I'd learn a lesson.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

* You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes. [for Iain ]

* If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done.

* I hate to go to sleep with the smell of feet on my hands.

* Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.

* Take me to your finest bathroom!

* If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.

* Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home.

* Christmas is not the time for regrets.
That's what anniversaries are for.

* Congratulations Peg, you've just won a trip to Disney Fist.

* I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep,
can't bury my wife in the backyard.

* Today is the first day of the end of your life.

* People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses
should not have 20/20 vision.

* Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs,
you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's
no way on earth you can make me get a second job.

* Let me explain. It's just like an elevator.
There's a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes...

* I've lived and I've loved... later on I even married.

* It gets better each time as long as it's never with the same woman.

* A man is a man all his life.
A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.

* I married you 'til death do us part.
So when I'm dead, I'm free to date.

* Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you,
please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

* Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's
like any other minimum wage slow death.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Du

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Du

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min0 lee

I loved watching that show.

cappo5150

I wrote to Ed O'neil when I was in high school. It was a class project to write to someone that inspires you the most. He sent back an autographed pic.

min0 lee

Awesome......

He's my hero.....

Although they got stupid when they added the little kid Towards the end.

pmorphy1

Are You Supposed To Be Funny?

min0 lee

I guess it's a guy thing...............but you wouldn't know would ya..

pmorphy1

Was Talking To Maxmellon Whatever His Name Is......

pmorphy1

Watch It

min0 lee

I am not a dude and Max is my man so you leave my maxie alone...

Randy

Is max really your man mino?

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perfectbody

what is the point of a dressed gal photo

Randy

The point is, she fits the theme of this thread
If you have naked pictures of her, bring em on

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min0 lee

Yes.

Little Wing

mino what is that eye in your avatar? is it part of a bigger pic? it's cool but freaky.

min0 lee

There was nothing else attached to the eye, I chose to use it during Halloween being that I always say "I See'' . It fit the image you see.

SPIKE1257

SPIKE1257

min0 lee

She played a funny dumb blond on the show real good.

Randy

Now I think it sucks Mino and you should find another one

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Rich46yo

Ive always believed Ted Bundy is a phrophet, sent by God to teach the ignorant masses about life its ownself. And about...............beer! I hang on every word that comes out of his mouth. I believe he holds the answers to every ill affecting the human race. Hes an intellectual superior to even Einstein. I would follow Ted Bundy anywhere, as if he were a Pied Pieper. I pray at night he runs for President.

Ted Bundy is a God!. And after he dies? Its "Bud"..................Rich

"Death to Tyrants"!