The Official Omg F***,"he" Won Thread.

[Chain Link]

And for an interesting start..
Yahoo reports current exit poles are:
Bush-
Electoral: 49
Popular: 57%

Kerry-
Electoral: 3
Popular: 42%

Well shit dont that just suck? LOL, Me thinks this electoral system is fuqed!

IMO: "Either way, we lose"

[ALBOB]

It's WAAAAAAY too early to start making victory/consession speeches.

[redspy]

Zogby International's 2004 Predictions
(as of Nov. 2, 2004 5:00pm EST)





2004 Presidential Election

Electoral Votes:

Bush

213

Kerry

311

Too Close To Call

Nevada (5)

Too Close To Call

Colorado (9)

A tad optimistic me thinks.

[Chain Link]

It's WAAAAAAY too early to start making victory/consession speeches.

Yeah, but after we see who wins theres going to be a big need for a "FUQ" thread. Figured Id get one started

Arent Democrats supposed to vote first in electoral votes though? Then Republicans the next day? I just read that somewhere, and mindlessly repeating.. It looks the other way around.

[Chain Link]

A tad optimistic me thinks.

Me, or that estimate? Estimate certainly seems off, since Bush has been shown leading in electoral votes for a while now, and hes got a large chunk of the popular vote.

As for me, Im not optimistic, If Bush wins.. We have 4 more years of Bush.. If Kerry wins.. 4 Years of Kerry.

[Chain Link]

Im officially ignoring Yahoo's numbers now, Bush just lost 10 electoral vote in one refresh, LOL.

[iMan323]

Here's how I feel:

COMMON MOTHERFUCKER!! COMMON MOTHERFUCKER!!! COMMON MOTHERFUCKER!!!

GOOOOO KERRY!!! (oh and Nader too )

[iMan323]

I mean, the Sox won, at least score one for the team, ya motherfucker!!!

[Chain Link]

(oh and Nader too )

Hell yeah! Go Nader!!!! Id take Nader over these two for sure.
Oh, and I just saw somethig on Zogby's page

ZOGBY INTERNATIONAL
901 Broad Street, Utica, New York 13501 USA

That explains Kerry winning, by a huge number, at that And their other office..

1600 K Street, Suite 600, Washington,DC, 20006 USA

I realize its hard to fake Phone surveys, but it is do-able. For instance.. Call homes during the weekdays, during,"Soap opera" times, and you will likely get a female democrat to awnser. Estimates are pointless now though, We just have to wait and see what happens; and whoever gets selected or elected just look at their bright sides, and prepare for the dark side

Myself, for instance.. If Kerry wins, Ill but an AR-15 this week. If Bush wins, Ill double my christian bashing efforts.

[iMan323]

AR-15's are sweet! You can shoot Ann Coulters and Carson Tuckers with them!

[Crono1000]

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you hear they're coming out with a sequel to Alian Vs. Predator?

it's called:
BvK
Bush vs. Kerry
No matter who wins, we lose

[redspy]

Me, or that estimate?

The estimate.

[BoneCrusher]

emmmm weeelllll ....

[Chain Link]

AR-15's are sweet! You can shoot Ann Coulters and Carson Tuckers with them!

I dont get it. Im going to assume since you support Kerry, and you're talking about shooting people.. Sarcasm.
Just for the sake of posting it.. Yahoo now says

Bush: 66
Kerry: 77

[iMan323]

I didn't say you have to shoot people. Just idiotic conservative commentators, columnists, show hosts, etc.

[Chain Link]

I didn't say you have to shoot people. Just idiotic conservative commentators, columnists, show hosts, etc.

LOL @ ect, If that includes idiotic conservative presidents we'll be better off. But fairs fair, I get to have Feinstien, and Chumer taken out

I realize I said I was ignoring Yahoo's numbers, but what I meant was.. Im not taking them seriously
B:102
K:77

[John Kerry]

Pay no attention to my failing numbers in Ohio. I have dispatched Mickey Mouse, Dick Tracy & Mary Poppins to ensure my victory.

[John Kerry]

Zogby International's 2004 Predictions
(as of Nov. 2, 2004 5:00pm EST)







2004 Presidential Election

Electoral Votes:

Bush

213

Kerry

311

Too Close To Call

Nevada (5)

Too Close To Call

Colorado (9)

A tad optimistic me thinks.

Zogby will pay!

[redspy]

Zogby was on crack. Dubya has won Florida and Ohio will fall next.

Four more years of Dudya

[busyLivin]

really was amazing how far they were off. i hope people remember these polls in the future.

[Chain Link]

Zogby was on crack. Dubya has won Florida and Ohio will fall next.

Four more years of Dudya

It looks like he has Ohio.. Its really close though(well, not really. Bush has an almost 140,000 vote lead at 2,794,346, with 190,000 left to count); I see another court debocle coming our way, but at least this time it isnt Florida! Although, with what looks to be a large republican majority in the senate, I wouldnt mind Kerry winning.. Wish Clinton could have run again

really was amazing how far they were off. i hope people remember these polls in the future.

Nah, Im not suprised at all. On many issues(But one I know very well- gun control) they use false polls like these to show,"the people" want this; to get a bill brought to the floor, for instance.

In the senate, it looks like Tom Daschle is out(w00t!), But I saw Charles Schumer made it back in(OMG, FUQ, HE WON, lol) But theres one I dont see that Im curious about.. anyone know if Diane Fienstien will be back?
EDIT:

California race for U.S. Senate 23103 of 24039 precincts - 96 percent
x- Barbara Boxer (i) Dem 5,493,710 - 58 percent
Bill Jones Rep 3,554,296 - 38 percent
Marsha Feinland PFP 185,967 - 2 percent
Jim Gray Lib 168,006 - 2 percent
Don Grundmann AIP 63,063 - 1 percent
doesnt look like it... WOOT!

I was actually suprised to see Bush got 44% vote in The Peoples Republic of Kalifornia, it give me hope for the west To bad he lost 90% to 9% in Washinton DC, rofl.

[busyLivin]

Kerry pursuing this is ridiculous. Obviously out for himself and I hope the other 48% see that.

[iMan323]

90% to 9% in DC is very surprising. That's what the most informed crowd did. Once again, states that have intelligent life in them support Dems. Although I'm not surprised, I am disappointed. What a shame...

[busyLivin]

90% to 9% in DC is very surprising. That's what the most informed crowd did. Once again, states that have intelligent life in them support Dems. Although I'm not surprised, I am disappointed. What a shame...

Want me to play a violin for you?

Bottom line, he won the popular vote by a large margin. America has made it's decision.

[iMan323]

You're forgetting one thing; now you have to live with it. HAAA HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[busyLivin]

You're forgetting one thing; now you have to live with it. HAAA HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA.

um, so do you

[iMan323]

I want to see what you'll be saying after another four years of total disaster.

[busyLivin]

Seriously, don't be bitter.

[iMan323]

But as a wise man said; for once the fucker will have to clean up his own mess.

[iMan323]

I'm not bitter, I want to riot.