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Good one.
Heres something to laugh at.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too.
Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air.
There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."
Then, asks the teacher, what are you?
"Why I'm a proud conservative Republican.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher a little perturbed, her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a conservative Republican.
"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too."
The teacher now angry, loudly said, "That's no reason." "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile.
"Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a liberal Democrat."
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11-03-2004, 01:46 PM #1Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican which she expressed openly.
One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich & the addition of more government welfare programs. Based on the lectures that she had participated in and the occasional chat with a professor she felt that for years her father had obviously harbored an evil, even selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. The self professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.
He stopped her and asked her point blank, how she was doing in school. She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain. That she studied all the time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying. That she was taking a more difficult curriculum.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your good friend Mary doing?" She replied, "Mary is barely getting by." She continued, "She barely has a 2.0 GPA," adding, "and all she takes are easy classes and she never studies." "But Mary is so very popular on campus, college for her is a blast, she goes to all the parties all the time and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung over."
Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0." He continued, "That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
The daughter visibly shocked by her father's suggestion angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine, I did without and Mary has done little or nothing, she played while I worked real hard!"
The father slowly smiled, winked and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party"
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11-03-2004, 01:52 PM #3Registered User
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bro that was corny...
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11-03-2004, 01:57 PM #4IM's Anti-Drug ;)
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First one was funny and had truth to it... the second of the two was downright ignorant.
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This isn't really a fair comparison. Poor people work damned hard for their money too. Drunken bums don't, but "lower class" citizens do. I have a co-worker that worked 190 hours at a physical job last pay period. Is he lazy? Are you saying that just because you get paid less means that you don't work as hard?
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i liked them both even though the 2nd one was kinda corney
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Ya it is, but I still like it.
Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
i liked them both even though the 2nd one was kinda corney
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