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    Var?


    Where is the most virile, mainly homossexual that I ever met?
    He doesnīt log in regularly anymore. He posts but not like before.

    What are your theories?

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    MaxMirkin has him chained to his Bed Post, every so often the Keyboard is left on the Bed and Var can drop short posts before his master Returns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel
    MaxMirkin has him chained to his Bed Post, every so often the Keyboard is left on the Bed and Var can drop short posts before his master Returns.
    Fuckin' Var!
    Did you type for help again? Get over here, beyotch!
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
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    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel
    MaxMirkin has him chained to his Bed Post, every so often the Keyboard is left on the Bed and Var can drop short posts before his master Returns.
    he types with his penis when he's tied up

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    he types with his penis when he's tied up

    Where were you too?
    Where is everybody anyway?

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    I've had RG69 tied up in my room. After reading this post I decided I didn't want her to suffer the same fate as Var so I unleashed her.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    but master I don't want to go

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    Who else is missing?

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    DaMayor....he was one of my favorites.
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    what the hell are the dimensions allowed for signatures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-funk
    DaMayor....he was one of my favorites.
    I have an idea. Letīs ask Prince to put a sub-forum in the Openchat or somewhere else called "milk box". Every time a member disappears we go there to ask about the person. Of course it would be animated in flash so we could put the avatar and some funny words to describe the missing person. Ok, I am losing my sanity too soon today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    I have an idea. Letīs ask Prince to put a sub-forum in the Openchat or somewhere else called "milk box". Every time a member disappears we go there to ask about the person. Of course it would be animated in flash so we could put the avatar and some funny words to describe the missing person. Ok, I am losing my sanity too soon today.
    You are the man V!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-funk
    You are the man V!!!
    My cookie please.

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    Pittboss is missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    Pittboss is missing

    Wasn't he supposed to visit you in August? Got him kidnapped somewhere in the wilds of Maine?

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