Christianity for Lions

busyLivin · 11-04-2004, 05:01 PM

I heard about this on the radio.. Supposedly the video is on the net, but I can't find it. Anyone?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc...eut/index.html

'Come bite me!'

TAIPEI, Taiwan (Reuters) -- A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

Chain Link · 11-04-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by busyLivin

I heard about this on the radio.. Supposedly the video is on the net, but I can't find it. Anyone?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc...eut/index.html

I love christians.

Sorry to say, I havent found it though.

busyLivin · 11-04-2004, 05:08 PM

ahh, just happened. probably be able to find it soon.

Vieope · 11-04-2004, 05:12 PM

Christians are great. This is amazing.

busyLivin · 11-04-2004, 05:15 PM

he's a wacko Don't confuse us!

Du · 11-04-2004, 05:15 PM

Asians are always down for a good animal baptism.

Vieope · 11-04-2004, 05:21 PM

"Come here christian!"

busyLivin · 11-04-2004, 05:25 PM

Found it

http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/waterc...309091552.html

there is a link on there to start the video

Chain Link · 11-04-2004, 06:03 PM

too funny.l

Now if he did that to my kids, I would have had to have just eaten ALOT for him to get off that easy.

maniclion · 11-04-2004, 07:03 PM

DC-JB · 11-04-2004, 07:16 PM

Dont judge...not all Christians are the same. God Bless you.

busyLivin · 11-04-2004, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DC-JB

Dont judge...not all Christians are the same. God Bless you.

It's not a matter of judging.. this guy is clearly off his rocker.

Converting a lion to Christianity? Screaming 'Bite Me'.
This man has issues.

Du · 11-04-2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by busyLivin

It's not a matter of judging.. this guy is clearly off his rocker.

Converting a lion to Christianity? Screaming 'Bite Me'.
This man has issues.

He's chinese. They cook cats and dogs. What do you expect?

busyLivin · 11-04-2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by du510

He's chinese. They cook cats and dogs. What do you expect?

now that's judging

Du · 11-04-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by busyLivin

now that's judging

Hey I never said I dont judge!

busyLivin · 11-04-2004, 07:30 PM

maniclion · 11-04-2004, 07:41 PM

Christians taste like Brussel Sprouts.

busyLivin · 11-04-2004, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

Christians taste like Brussel Sprouts.

no, that's just divine punishment for eating us.

Archangel · 11-04-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by busyLivin

he's a wacko Don't confuse us!

He's definately a whacko

Please do not confuse with the rest of us!!!

perfectbody · 11-05-2004, 07:25 AM

what an idiot ...a good lesson

**I Are Baboon** · 11-05-2004, 07:47 AM

Darwinism at its finest.

Minotaur · 11-05-2004, 08:04 AM

Does this guy get a Darwin Award or a Stupid Sign?

**Mudge** · 11-05-2004, 08:17 AM

Raising your arms to an animal is generally a bad idea, unless you want a fight, or its much smaller than you.

camarosuper6 · 11-05-2004, 09:13 AM

Yea. I have a killer pic of me with my arms raised against my cat.

MaxMirkin · 11-05-2004, 09:18 AM

Obviously the Lord spoke to him in mysterious ways, something must've gotten lost in the translation.

BoneCrusher · 11-05-2004, 09:42 AM

I am willing to bet this guy has a history of some major mental malfunctions and has scared the shit outta some old asian momma san somewhere many times with simular stunts.

If you look at that vid you notice a rag on the ground in front of the lion. That was his outter shirt that was ripped off from the F I R S T time the lion attacked his dumb ass. The video starts after that attack and shows him trying to give the lion some Jusus a second time ... which was when the lion finally said "Fuck this time for sushi" and snacked on his leg a lil.

ALBOB · 11-05-2004, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Minotaur

Does this guy get a Darwin Award or a Stupid Sign?

I think, in this case, it's just a Stupid Sign. I'm not sure, but I think you have to actually die to earn the coveted Darwin Award. I'm sure this moron will keep reaching for that lofty goal though.

JJJ · 11-05-2004, 09:46 AM

"now watch me if you want to learn how to do a hand stand"

JJJ · 11-05-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudge

Raising your arms to an animal is generally a bad idea, unless you want a fight, or its much smaller than you.

Really? I hear that the general advice is to make yourself bit (raise arms and jacket if you got one) and slowly walk backwards.

11-04-2004, 05:01 PM	#1
busyLivin Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Crestwood, IL Posts: 3,353	Christianity for Lions BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com I heard about this on the radio.. Supposedly the video is on the net, but I can't find it. Anyone? http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc...eut/index.html 'Come bite me!' TAIPEI, Taiwan (Reuters) -- A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts. "Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away. "Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed. One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns. Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse. Last edited by busyLivin : 11-04-2004 at 05:18 PM.

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busyLivin Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Crestwood, IL Posts: 3,353	ahh, just happened. probably be able to find it soon.

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Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,808 Photos: 10	Christians are great. This is amazing.

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busyLivin Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Crestwood, IL Posts: 3,353	Found it http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/waterc...309091552.html there is a link on there to start the video

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maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,267 Photos: 10	Christians taste like Brussel Sprouts.

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BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,311	I am willing to bet this guy has a history of some major mental malfunctions and has scared the shit outta some old asian momma san somewhere many times with simular stunts. If you look at that vid you notice a rag on the ground in front of the lion. That was his outter shirt that was ripped off from the *F I R S T* time the lion attacked his dumb ass. The video starts after that attack and shows him trying to give the lion some Jusus a second time ... which was when the lion finally said "Fuck this time for sushi" and snacked on his leg a lil.

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