Reply With QuoteI love christians.Originally Posted by busyLivin
Sorry to say, I havent found it though.
Christianity for Lions
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11-04-2004, 05:01 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Christianity for Lions
I heard about this on the radio.. Supposedly the video is on the net, but I can't find it. Anyone?
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc...eut/index.html
'Come bite me!'
TAIPEI, Taiwan (Reuters) -- A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.
Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.Last edited by busyLivin; 11-04-2004 at 05:18 PM.
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11-04-2004, 05:07 PM #2Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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11-04-2004, 05:08 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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ahh, just happened. probably be able to find it soon.
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11-04-2004, 05:12 PM #4Monochromatic Bunny
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Christians are great.
This is amazing. 
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he's a wacko Don't confuse us!
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Asians are always down for a good animal baptism.
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11-04-2004, 05:21 PM #7Monochromatic Bunny
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"Come here christian!"
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11-04-2004, 05:25 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Found it
http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/waterc...309091552.html
there is a link on there to start the video
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11-04-2004, 06:03 PM #9Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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too funny.l
Now if he did that to my kids, I would have had to have just eaten ALOT for him to get off that easy.
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11-04-2004, 07:03 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-04-2004, 07:16 PM #11In Him I live
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Dont judge...not all Christians are the same. God Bless you.
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It's not a matter of judging.. this guy is clearly off his rocker. Originally Posted by DC-JB
Dont judge...not all Christians are the same. God Bless you.
Converting a lion to Christianity? Screaming 'Bite Me'.
This man has issues.
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11-04-2004, 07:28 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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He's chinese. They cook cats and dogs. What do you expect? Originally Posted by busyLivin
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11-04-2004, 07:28 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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now that's judging Originally Posted by du510
He's chinese. They cook cats and dogs. What do you expect?
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Hey I never said I dont judge! Originally Posted by busyLivin
now that's judging
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11-04-2004, 07:41 PM #17Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Christians taste like Brussel Sprouts.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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no, that's just divine punishment for eating us. Originally Posted by maniclion
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11-04-2004, 08:42 PM #19High Intensity Freak ELITE MEMBER
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He's definately a whacko Originally Posted by busyLivin
he's a wacko Don't confuse us!
Please do not confuse with the rest of us!!!
"I can do ALL things through Christ, who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
"For NOTHING is impossible with GOD" - Luke 1:37
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what an idiot ...a good lesson
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11-05-2004, 07:47 AM #21pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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Darwinism at its finest.
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11-05-2004, 08:04 AM #22Registered User
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Does this guy get a Darwin Award or a Stupid Sign?
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11-05-2004, 08:17 AM #23Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Raising your arms to an animal is generally a bad idea, unless you want a fight, or its much smaller than you.
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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Yea. I have a killer pic of me with my arms raised against my cat.
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Obviously the Lord spoke to him in mysterious ways, something must've gotten lost in the translation.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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11-05-2004, 09:42 AM #26Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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I am willing to bet this guy has a history of some major mental malfunctions and has scared the shit outta some old asian momma san somewhere many times with simular stunts.
If you look at that vid you notice a rag on the ground in front of the lion. That was his outter shirt that was ripped off from the F I R S T time the lion attacked his dumb ass. The video starts after that attack and shows him trying to give the lion some Jusus a second time ... which was when the lion finally said "Fuck this time for sushi" and snacked on his leg a lil.
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11-05-2004, 09:45 AM #27IDIOT SAVANT
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I think, in this case, it's just a Stupid Sign. I'm not sure, but I think you have to actually die to earn the coveted Darwin Award. I'm sure this moron will keep reaching for that lofty goal though. Originally Posted by Minotaur
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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"now watch me if you want to learn how to do a hand stand"
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Really? I hear that the general advice is to make yourself bit (raise arms and jacket if you got one) and slowly walk backwards. Originally Posted by Mudge
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11-05-2004, 10:59 AM #30UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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I wonder if the lion said grace before chowing down?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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