Thread: Albob in 2008 ...

It matches his hair
Unless it gets blown up.. Then it matches where he used to have hair.

Also, the fact that hes smarter, and by far more sensible than any politician currently in office that I can think of.. And since the parties seem to pick their 2 worst members to run, Albob would win by a landslide.

Other reasons:
Albob could finally end the battle of the religions, and theists vs atheists... Because Albob is the only living person that has met Mohammed, Jesus, and Moses; among other large figures. He was perserved with a female chimpazee on Noah's Ark for 40 days and forty nights.

Come on people, I cant carry this thread alone

Because he's better looking than Hilary.

Don't forget the fact that he can lick his eyebrows

I think he can wiggle his ears without his hands too, like Sloth did.

What does AlBob look like anyway? Is he real? Is he a she or she a he?

He'll choose me for VP!!!!

We won't hold that against him Dg ...

'Cuz Albob would bring Monica back to the Oval Office?

He is uniquely qualified having been around while the Founding Fathers were busy doing all their founding and fathering ...

Originally Posted by du510

'Cuz Albob would bring Monica back to the Oval Office?

Here is the site this young lady came from

... you can play with those tata's all day long! Nice avi Mino

Originally Posted by min0 lee

What does AlBob look like anyway? Is he real? Is he a she or she a he?

Albob looks like Max.

Originally Posted by Randy

Albob looks like Max.

Now I see

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Here is the site this young lady came from

... you can play with those tata's all day long! Nice avi Mino

That's an old one BC... I already have her, but much larger.. I also have the large one of the girl holding the heineken with her boobies and her nipples rotating around and around

The link you provided is the flash version of her... that's different. For that one you have to drop your mouse on her to make her lift her shirt ...
The one you posted here is an animated gif variety.. But I'm sure you know that That is pretty awsome the things you can do with Flash though .

Reason #1: Interns.

Originally Posted by greekblondechic

Reason #1: Interns.

Reason for what?

Randy Albob would get his own Interns ...

Oh ok, thanks for clearin that up for me BC

But I hope he would share
Not that I would be in competition with Clinton or anything, but...

Because porn would be on basic cable t.v.

**SIGH** You people just aren't worthy. You lack foresight. You lack vision. You lack style. Oh well, that means SOMEBODY has to pick up your slack. Might as well be me.

DG806: As my VP/Secretary of Defense, it is your responsibility to issue every citizen of the United States of North America, (Yes, I'd quit fuking around and sieze Canada and Mexico and make them start paying taxes on our damn services they're using anyway. ) a firearm and train them in it's effective use.

Irontime: As my Chief of Staff, it is your responsibility to carefully control all the beer manufacturing in Canada and all the tequilla manufacturing in Mexico and make sure every man and woman is never in need of a drink. (Starting with ME.)

BoneCrusher and Randy: As my Secretaries of Health and Human Services, you would make sure no man or woman were ever in need of good porn. (Starting with ME.)

Dale Mabry: My Secretary of State. Why? BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!? What would you do? Who the hell knows? Go find some other country with shit we want and get with DG806 and figure out how we can take it.

min0 lee: Public enemy #1. If anybody sees that little piece of shit you are directed to shoot on sight and shoot to kill.

greekblonde chick: My BEST intern.

Damn, I thought he would be in a coffin, where it says "finally dead, if he wasn´t we buried him anyway".

Originally Posted by Vieope

Damn, I thought he would be in a coffin, where it says "finally dead, if he wasn´t we buried him anyway".

Keep dreaming Furrball. Come to think of it, maybe I'll send
Dale and DG806 down to Brazile. Import all your gorgeous women up here and leave you stinkin' rabbits stranded on the beach.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Keep dreaming Furrball.

Haha... that sounds so good. I just saw you as the president saying that.

[QUOTE=ALBOB]

min0 lee: Public enemy #1. If anybody sees that little piece of shit you are directed to shoot on sight and shoot to kill.



I saw sorie

=ALBOB BoneCrusher and Randy: As my Secretaries of Health and Human Services, you would make sure no man or woman were ever in need of good porn. (Starting with ME.)

Lets clarify our role a bit -- My duty would be to make sure me and my partner BC was NEVER! without a woman (starting with myself). Porn wouldn't even be a thought with all the beauties I would recruit for the two of us. As for my friend Albob, well...I couldn't take a chance on involving him with any unnecessary fictitious scandals... We would create a little Albob room especially for him to please himself. We might be nice and post a few pictures of our ladies for his enjoyment though.

Originally Posted by Randy

Lets clarify our role a bit -- My duty would be to make sure me and my partner BC was without a woman (starting with myself). Porn wouldn't even be a thought with all the beauties I would recruit for the two of us. As for my friend Albob, well...I could take a chance on involving him with any unnecessary fictitious scandals... We would create a little Albob room especially for him to please himself. We might be nice and post a few pictures of our ladies for his enjoyment though.

Hey Buttbreath! I'M President here!!! Your role is what I damn well tell you your role is. We could have a sweet deal here, so don't go messing things up or the furrball's gonna be gnawing on your testicles.



Note to my adoring constituents: I will NOT let the power go to my head.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Hey Buttbreath! I'M President here!!! Your role is what I damn well tell you your role is. We could have a sweet deal here, so don't go messing things up or the furrball's gonna be gnawing on your testicles.



Note to my adoring constituents: I will NOT let the power go to my head.

And the President of the tribe has spoken