IronMagazine Battles... who would win, place your bets now

**camarosuper6** · 11-07-2004, 05:19 PM

One on one. IronMagazine Battles for the Ages. Here are my pics and why.

Johnnny vs. John H.

I would have to take Johnnny in this one. John H. is more intelligent, probably a much better hand to hand fighter, and has a lot of gay AND bisexual friends (no offense to anyone) who would get his back. But Johnnny has all those "pro" bodybuilders who always give him advice behind him, so I would call their teams a toss up. Plus Johnnny has a HYUGE upper chest from all that incline work. All he needs to do is kneel down and incline press John H. up and on the ground for the 10 count. John H. would not get up, seeing that he would enjoy looking up Johnnny's shorts so much while laying on the ground.

Italian44 vs. Ahsan

Man this is a toss up. Italian44 has no physique and a unibrow. Ahsan has some crazy narrow pecs and can do like 5 pull ups all by himself, so Ahsan would be wiping the floor with Italian44 in hand to hand combat. However, if in trouble, he can surely throw a Kerry/Liberal website link at Ahsan, and that would transport him to another dimension full of tree-huggers and hippies. Italian would win by the TKO 10 count ruling. Cheap victory if you ask me.

GoPro vs TwinPeak

The two big supplement gurus come head to head in a classic matchup of brawn, bucks and supps. Both would be using their respective supplement companies to their advantage. GoPro would energize himself with some Redline and get a hyuge pump from the Nitrous... However TwinPeak would counter by making himself hyuuuge by drinking 5 containers of LeptiGen Mass.
Head to head GoPro has a small advantage due to Twin Peaks shoulder injury , however TwinPeak uses his chest hair to give GoPro rug burn across his body. Both are almost equal, but after a long and painful battle, both would be immobilzed. TwinPeak would then pull out his secret weapon... the fact he is a Lawyer and sue GoPro.. causing him to go broke, and utterly lose. TwinPeak wins.

Sapphire vs RockGazer
Both these hot vixens duke it out in a battle of who has the most near nude pics on their sig. So instead of a regular battle, I put in a mud pit and first person to get totaly nude, wins. Winner: All the guys.

Bring on some more... Im tired.

**Robboe** · 11-07-2004, 05:37 PM

Cam, hows about i pour you a cool, refreshing glass of "Shut the fuck up"?

**camarosuper6** · 11-07-2004, 05:40 PM

Hey TCD, 1990 just called and they want their played out line back.

**Robboe** · 11-07-2004, 05:54 PM

Tough shit.

I got it cheap off eBay. It's all mine now.

**Crono1000** · 11-07-2004, 05:55 PM

i win

**Robboe** · 11-07-2004, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

i win

And your prize?...

Herpes.

**Robboe** · 11-07-2004, 05:57 PM

Not that it matters - you can't catch it twice.

**camarosuper6** · 11-07-2004, 06:02 PM

Ok... maybe its a lame thread. I moved to EUREKA. There is nothing better to do up here

**Robboe** · 11-07-2004, 06:09 PM

If you get mega bored, go read every quote on the bash database.

www.bash.org/?latest (for recently added quotes)

www.bash.org/?random (for - yup, you guessed it - random quotes).

A lot of geeky humour on there, but some of the material is dynamite.

Once you've read the majority of them, come back and we'll do a best of thread to make me laugh like a giddy woman.

**gococksDJS** · 11-07-2004, 06:16 PM

.

**Robboe** · 11-07-2004, 06:29 PM

So answer me this:

What does a clearly homosexual man with a green face squatting down to the floor with a woman lying in the background have to do with that quote?

**gococksDJS** · 11-07-2004, 08:00 PM

.

**oaktownboy** · 11-07-2004, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by TCD

Cam, hows about i pour you a cool, refreshing glass of "Shut the fuck up"?

hahaha..hey how did u change ur sn chicken daddy?

**Twin Peak** · 11-07-2004, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by TCD

Cam, hows about i pour you a cool, refreshing glass of "Shut the fuck up"?

Classic.

**gopro** · 11-08-2004, 10:37 AM

Nah, before TP could sure me I'd knock him out, put him in a big sack, and drop him into the bottom of the ocean. I win

**Little Wing** · 11-08-2004, 10:43 AM

anyone else a fan of mixed martial arts, (ultimate fighting championship)?

**JJJ** · 11-08-2004, 08:11 PM

I like K1 better.

**CRASHMAN** · 11-09-2004, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

anyone else a fan of mixed martial arts, (ultimate fighting championship)?

i am one

**Little Wing** · 11-09-2004, 06:22 AM

What is K1? where can I see it? I used to like boxing (especially kick boxing) but UFC is really cool.

**Sapphire** · 11-09-2004, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by camarosuper6

One on one. IronMagazine Battles for the Ages. Here are my pics and why.

Johnnny vs. John H.

I would have to take Johnnny in this one. John H. is more intelligent, probably a much better hand to hand fighter, and has a lot of gay AND bisexual friends (no offense to anyone) who would get his back. But Johnnny has all those "pro" bodybuilders who always give him advice behind him, so I would call their teams a toss up. Plus Johnnny has a HYUGE upper chest from all that incline work. All he needs to do is kneel down and incline press John H. up and on the ground for the 10 count. John H. would not get up, seeing that he would enjoy looking up Johnnny's shorts so much while laying on the ground.

Italian44 vs. Ahsan

Man this is a toss up. Italian44 has no physique and a unibrow. Ahsan has some crazy narrow pecs and can do like 5 pull ups all by himself, so Ahsan would be wiping the floor with Italian44 in hand to hand combat. However, if in trouble, he can surely throw a Kerry/Liberal website link at Ahsan, and that would transport him to another dimension full of tree-huggers and hippies. Italian would win by the TKO 10 count ruling. Cheap victory if you ask me.

GoPro vs TwinPeak

The two big supplement gurus come head to head in a classic matchup of brawn, bucks and supps. Both would be using their respective supplement companies to their advantage. GoPro would energize himself with some Redline and get a hyuge pump from the Nitrous... However TwinPeak would counter by making himself hyuuuge by drinking 5 containers of LeptiGen Mass.
Head to head GoPro has a small advantage due to Twin Peaks shoulder injury , however TwinPeak uses his chest hair to give GoPro rug burn across his body. Both are almost equal, but after a long and painful battle, both would be immobilzed. TwinPeak would then pull out his secret weapon... the fact he is a Lawyer and sue GoPro.. causing him to go broke, and utterly lose. TwinPeak wins.

Sapphire vs RockGazer
Both these hot vixens duke it out in a battle of who has the most near nude pics on their sig. So instead of a regular battle, I put in a mud pit and first person to get totaly nude, wins. Winner: All the guys.

Bring on some more... Im tired.

Silly!

**JJJ** · 11-09-2004, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

What is K1? where can I see it? I used to like boxing (especially kick boxing) but UFC is really cool.

www.k-1.co.jp Basicly its punching and kicking only. I dont know where you can see it, I download what I see. Do you practice kickboxing?

**Vieope** · 08-11-2005, 07:11 PM

This thread sucks so much.

**Prince** · 08-11-2005, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

This thread sucks so much.

thanks for bumping it!

**Vieope** · 08-11-2005, 07:36 PM

**shiznit2169** · 08-11-2005, 07:54 PM

rofl i actually laughed out loud at the johhhny vs john h match but was dissapointed to see any posts from them. I search all over for johhhny posts from the past years that stirred up a lot of shit but i cant find ANYTHING.

**Vieope** · 08-11-2005, 07:56 PM

It was deleted, they were very thought provoking, mind altering posts.

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