Postcard

Vieope · 11-08-2004, 05:53 PM

Dear God and Jesus

I am writing this postcard to thank you for the best things that you ever did for humanity. You two created the best expressions ever, "Jesus!" and " OMG ". How could we live without that? Thank you very much, I like you both. If you ever do any other thing again, let me know.

From Hell with love, your number one fan, Vieope.

maniclion · 11-08-2004, 06:03 PM

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Vieope · 11-08-2004, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Darko

maniclion · 11-08-2004, 06:06 PM

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank : Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Vieope · 11-08-2004, 06:10 PM

Chain Link · 11-08-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Thats a good question for women

Well actually no.. They can have as many dicks as they want

CRASHMAN · 11-09-2004, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

Dear God and Jesus

I am writing this postcard to thank you for the best things that you ever did for humanity. You two created the best expressions ever, "Jesus!" and " OMG ". How could we live without that? Thank you very much, I like you both. If you ever do any other thing again, let me know.

From Hell with love, your number one fan, Vieope.

I'm pretty sure God and Jesus are one in the same........but what do i know i'll be burning in hell next to you

CRASHMAN · 11-09-2004, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Vieope · 11-09-2004, 02:55 AM

MaxMirkin · 11-09-2004, 08:19 AM

We, who will burn in hell, should get to know each other better. Let's start a club!

Little Wing · 11-09-2004, 08:24 AM

Vieope · 11-09-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

Let's start a club!

How the club is gonna be called?

MaxMirkin · 11-09-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

How the club is gonna be called?

Mensa

You're the creative one, V. Come up with a good name.

Vieope · 11-09-2004, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

Mensa

Mensa are the people that should solve the world problems but they prefer to feel smart by solving pretty colored puzzles.

I will think of something. It will be a large group though.

Vieope · 11-09-2004, 09:34 AM

How about "The Helligious" ?

MaxMirkin · 11-09-2004, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

How about "The Helligious" ?

Sounds like a group with bad breath.

What about "Hell's Angels?" - it sounds so cool!

Vieope · 11-09-2004, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

What about "Hell's Angels?" - it sounds so cool!

Isn´t that the name of a motorcycle gang in California from the 60´s or 70´s?
How about "thepeoplethataregoingtoburninhellwithasmileinthei rface"?

MaxMirkin · 11-09-2004, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

How about "thepeoplethataregoingtoburninhellwithasmileinthei rface"?

We have a winner!

(Putting that on posters or shirts is gonna be a bitch, though.

)

BulkMeUp · 11-09-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

Sounds like a group with bad breath.

:

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

What about "Hell's Angels?" - it sounds so cool!

Thats taken : http://www.primetimecrime.com/Recent...ept%202003.htm
And be sure you will meet them down there!

Vieope · 11-09-2004, 01:27 PM

"The Hells Angels, formed in 1948 in San Bernardino, California, epitomized the outlaw biker counterculture of the 1960s."

I knew it.

Little Wing · 11-09-2004, 03:28 PM

I saw a bunch of them in California, at a bike rally in Ventura, they drive around with shotguns strapped on their bikes. At least they did. I wonder if that's still legal.

MaxMirkin · 11-10-2004, 09:02 AM

They kick major ass, is what they do!

I always wanted a Harley.

11-08-2004, 05:53 PM	#1
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,809 Photos: 10	Postcard BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com Dear God and Jesus I am writing this postcard to thank you for the best things that you ever did for humanity. You two created the best expressions ever, "Jesus!" and " OMG ". How could we live without that? Thank you very much, I like you both. If you ever do any other thing again, let me know. From Hell with love, your number one fan, Vieope.
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11-08-2004, 06:10 PM	#5
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,809 Photos: 10
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11-09-2004, 02:55 AM	#9
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11-09-2004, 08:19 AM	#10
MaxMirkin Cheerfully Offensive Join Date: May 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 3,696 Photos: 4	We, who will burn in hell, should get to know each other better. Let's start a club!
	The lions sing and the hills take flight. The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

11-09-2004, 09:34 AM	#15
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,809 Photos: 10	How about "The Helligious" ?
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11-08-2004, 06:03 PM	#2
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,364 Photos: 10	First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

11-08-2004, 06:06 PM	#4
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,364 Photos: 10	Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank : Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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11-09-2004, 01:27 PM	#20
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,809 Photos: 10	"The Hells Angels, formed in 1948 in San Bernardino, California, epitomized the outlaw biker counterculture of the 1960s." I knew it.
	FURtherness

11-09-2004, 03:28 PM	#21
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 20,784 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	I saw a bunch of them in California, at a bike rally in Ventura, they drive around with shotguns strapped on their bikes. At least they did. I wonder if that's still legal.

11-10-2004, 09:02 AM	#22
MaxMirkin Cheerfully Offensive Join Date: May 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 3,696 Photos: 4	They kick major ass, is what they do! I always wanted a Harley.
	The lions sing and the hills take flight. The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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