Reply With QuoteFirst of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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11-08-2004, 05:53 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Dear God and Jesus
I am writing this postcard to thank you for the best things that you ever did for humanity. You two created the best expressions ever, "Jesus!" and " OMG ". How could we live without that? Thank you very much, I like you both. If you ever do any other thing again, let me know.
From Hell with love, your number one fan, Vieope.
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11-08-2004, 06:03 PM #2Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-08-2004, 06:04 PM #3Monochromatic Bunny
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Darko
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11-08-2004, 06:06 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-08-2004, 06:10 PM #5Monochromatic Bunny
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11-08-2004, 09:39 PM #6Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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Thats a good question for women Originally Posted by maniclion
Well actually no.. They can have as many dicks as they want
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11-09-2004, 12:08 AM #7SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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I'm pretty sure God and Jesus are one in the same........but what do i know i'll be burning in hell next to you Originally Posted by Vieope
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11-09-2004, 12:10 AM #8SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Originally Posted by Vieope
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11-09-2004, 02:55 AM #9Monochromatic Bunny
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11-09-2004, 08:19 AM #10Cheerfully Offensive
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We, who will burn in hell, should get to know each other better. Let's start a club!
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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11-09-2004, 08:24 AM #11Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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11-09-2004, 09:17 AM #12Monochromatic Bunny
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How the club is gonna be called? Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Let's start a club!
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11-09-2004, 09:25 AM #13Cheerfully Offensive
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Mensa Originally Posted by Vieope
You're the creative one, V. Come up with a good name.The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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11-09-2004, 09:28 AM #14Monochromatic Bunny
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Mensa are the people that should solve the world problems but they prefer to feel smart by solving pretty colored puzzles. Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Mensa
I will think of something. It will be a large group though.
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11-09-2004, 09:34 AM #15Monochromatic Bunny
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How about "The Helligious" ?
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11-09-2004, 09:40 AM #16Cheerfully Offensive
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Sounds like a group with bad breath. Originally Posted by Vieope
How about "The Helligious" ?
What about "Hell's Angels?" - it sounds so cool!
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11-09-2004, 09:43 AM #17Monochromatic Bunny
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Isnīt that the name of a motorcycle gang in California from the 60īs or 70īs? Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
What about "Hell's Angels?" - it sounds so cool!
How about "thepeoplethataregoingtoburninhellwithasmileinthei rface"?
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11-09-2004, 09:51 AM #18Cheerfully Offensive
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We have a winner! Originally Posted by Vieope
(Putting that on posters or shirts is gonna be a bitch, though. )
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11-09-2004, 12:59 PM #19..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Sounds like a group with bad breath. :
Thats taken : http://www.primetimecrime.com/Recent...ept%202003.htm Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
What about "Hell's Angels?" - it sounds so cool!
And be sure you will meet them down there!
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11-09-2004, 01:27 PM #20Monochromatic Bunny
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"The Hells Angels, formed in 1948 in San Bernardino, California, epitomized the outlaw biker counterculture of the 1960s."
I knew it.
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11-09-2004, 03:28 PM #21Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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I saw a bunch of them in California, at a bike rally in Ventura, they drive around with shotguns strapped on their bikes. At least they did. I wonder if that's still legal.
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They kick major ass, is what they do!
I always wanted a Harley.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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