It was way past midnight and the streets were pretty empty. I was cruising, learning the new streets in this neighborhood when I suddenly snapped from boredom. I started whipping my car around turns squealing the tires everytime. Still bored I saw a couple walking along the sidewalk so I just hopped out of my car leaving it sitting across 2 lanes of traffic. I pulled my shotgun from my pants, walked up on the guy in a rush and gushed his brains all over the wall. The bitch took off in a screaming frenzy, I gently rolled into a gait and then eventually a full sprint, pulled out my chainsaw and chopped her down like a nappy headed oak tree.
By then I had really gotten bored so I threw down my remote and turned off the playstation, you can only take so much GTA before your ass starts going numb.



Little fucker just ran out in the middle of the raod and stopped! I tried to avoid it but when I looked back in the mirror there it was. Ran in front of my tire as I drove by. I didn't even feel it get run over. Man I love trucks...
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