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Old 11-16-2004, 03:04 PM   #1
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Post Var is not a midget
They're called "Little People"



Feel free to whore this thread with midget tributes.


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Old 11-16-2004, 03:14 PM   #2
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Feel free to whore this thread with midget tributes.
Var is the short term for midget.


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Old 11-16-2004, 03:32 PM   #3
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Var is the short term for midget.
d vv a r f , I see.


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Old 11-16-2004, 03:34 PM   #4
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At least he gets plenty of acting gigs. (Chucky, Bride of Chucky, Seed of....etc.)


The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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Old 11-16-2004, 03:34 PM   #5
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d vv a r f , I see.
Haha.. yeah!


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Old 11-16-2004, 03:37 PM   #6
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I hear they are remaking Wizard of Oz, too.


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Old 11-16-2004, 03:39 PM   #7
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That hairy fuck will probably end up laying Toto, again.


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Old 11-16-2004, 03:40 PM   #8
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Oops, meant "playing", but I think I'll let it stand as is.


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Var represents the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild or was it the Lullaby League?


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I heard in US they insult like "Your mom is so fat that..", let´s do the same.
Var is so short that...


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Old 11-16-2004, 04:14 PM   #11
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he has to carry a sign that say's don't spit, can't swim


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..that after his birth he actually grew smaller to become an adult.


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why does
e=mc squared?

that doesnt make sense

energy=speed of ligtht squared...is that even possible????
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Hey ya know what they say...

It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:55 PM   #15
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It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!



corny but funny
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:56 PM   #16
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Var is as short as Vieope is weird.


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Var is so gay....oops, wrong thread.


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Old 11-16-2004, 10:44 PM   #18
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hey where is Var anyway? his avatar is sexy.


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is var really a midget?
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Old 11-17-2004, 03:23 AM   #20
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Hey ya know what they say...

It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!


that was terrible.


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that was terrible.
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Old 11-17-2004, 05:27 PM   #22
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Wow. So sorry I've been away from IM. Missed all this love.

I'm 5'6 fuckers, not 3'6!


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I thought that you were 5'2"

Can you still grow into your late 20's?


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Old 11-17-2004, 06:03 PM   #24
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The Ilizarov method would keep you from climbing up onto the chair to type on the computer very often.


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What the fuck happened. I leave for a few weeks and suddenly you guys are witty. Did I miss something?


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The Ilizarov method would keep you from climbing up onto the chair to type on the computer very often.
That is used a lot in China and some parts of India.


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Never trust a midget

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.

Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"


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