Reply With QuoteVar is the short term for midget.Originally Posted by maniclion
Feel free to whore this thread with midget tributes.
Var is not a midget
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11-16-2004, 03:04 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Var is not a midget
They're called "Little People"
Feel free to whore this thread with midget tributes.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-16-2004, 03:14 PM #2Monochromatic Bunny
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11-16-2004, 03:32 PM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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d vv a r f , I see. Originally Posted by Vieope
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-16-2004, 03:34 PM #4Cheerfully Offensive
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At least he gets plenty of acting gigs. (Chucky, Bride of Chucky, Seed of....etc.)
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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11-16-2004, 03:34 PM #5Monochromatic Bunny
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Haha.. yeah! Originally Posted by maniclion
d vv a r f , I see.
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11-16-2004, 03:37 PM #6Moderator MODERATOR
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I hear they are remaking Wizard of Oz, too.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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11-16-2004, 03:39 PM #7Cheerfully Offensive
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That hairy fuck will probably end up laying Toto, again.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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11-16-2004, 03:40 PM #8Cheerfully Offensive
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Oops, meant "playing", but I think I'll let it stand as is.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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11-16-2004, 04:02 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Var represents the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild or was it the Lullaby League?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-16-2004, 04:05 PM #10Monochromatic Bunny
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I heard in US they insult like "Your mom is so fat that..", let´s do the same.
Var is so short that...
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11-16-2004, 04:14 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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he has to carry a sign that say's don't spit, can't swim
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-16-2004, 04:17 PM #12Monochromatic Bunny
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..that after his birth he actually grew smaller to become an adult.
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why does
e=mc squared?
that doesnt make sense
energy=speed of ligtht squared...is that even possible????
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Hey ya know what they say...
It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!
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11-16-2004, 08:55 PM #15Registered Abuser
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Originally Posted by BritChick
Hey ya know what they say...
It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!
corny but funny
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11-16-2004, 08:56 PM #16Moderator MODERATOR
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Var is as short as Vieope is weird.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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11-16-2004, 09:25 PM #17Cheerfully Offensive
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Var is so gay....oops, wrong thread.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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11-16-2004, 10:44 PM #18Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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hey where is Var anyway? his avatar is sexy.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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11-16-2004, 10:52 PM #19Peelosopher
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is var really a midget?
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11-17-2004, 03:23 AM #20Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by BritChick
Hey ya know what they say...
It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!
that was terrible.Optimum Sports Performance
"In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, in the experts there are few."
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11-17-2004, 09:20 AM #21Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Agreed! Originally Posted by P-funk
that was terrible.
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11-17-2004, 05:27 PM #22Filthy Animal
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Wow. So sorry I've been away from IM. Missed all this love.
I'm 5'6 fuckers, not 3'6!
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
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11-17-2004, 05:44 PM #23happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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I thought that you were 5'2"
Can you still grow into your late 20's?
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11-17-2004, 06:03 PM #24Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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The Ilizarov method would keep you from climbing up onto the chair to type on the computer very often.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-17-2004, 06:06 PM #25Filthy Animal
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What the fuck happened. I leave for a few weeks and suddenly you guys are witty. Did I miss something?
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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11-17-2004, 06:11 PM #26Monochromatic Bunny
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That is used a lot in China and some parts of India. Originally Posted by maniclion
The Ilizarov method would keep you from climbing up onto the chair to type on the computer very often.
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Never trust a midget
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
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I have proof that var is a midget, we exchanged pics a while back.
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Close, but not furry enough....and much too attractive. Originally Posted by min0 lee
I have proof that var is a midget, we exchanged pics a while back.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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