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11-17-2004, 10:13 AM #1Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Its great to be a man
Damn, it's good to be a man!
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if somebody notices your new hair cut.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's too icky.
Same work...more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000; tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear costs $8.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: " He must be mad at me".
You don't mooch off other's desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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11-17-2004, 10:36 AM #2Member
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11-17-2004, 10:38 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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you left out that a man can shower and shave and be ready to walk out the door in 12 minutes.
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11-17-2004, 11:02 AM #4pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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I own at least 25 pairs of shoes.
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Hey, that was awesome!
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11-17-2004, 12:02 PM #6Dookie
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Did you actually purchase these of your own free will or rather because "THE woMAN" told you those shoes don't go with that outfit?
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
I own at least 25 pairs of shoes.
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11-17-2004, 12:03 PM #7want to get big
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i couldnt agree more
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11-17-2004, 12:03 PM #8Dookie
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I believe a man only needs 4 pairs of shoes. Black, brown, sneakers, and sandals.
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11-17-2004, 12:38 PM #9Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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these are my favorites
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11-17-2004, 12:42 PM #10HIHT
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Ditto here....same ones.... Originally Posted by naturaltan
these are my favorites
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HIHT: High Intensity Hybrid Training
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11-17-2004, 01:11 PM #11Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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The world is your urinal ...
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11-17-2004, 01:19 PM #12Registered User
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Yeah but frankly I always wondered what it felt like to be a woman having sex. I mean I never screamed, or scratched, or kicked, or cried when I blew a load. It must feel awfully damn good and Ive always been jealous of them for that. I must have asked a thousand woman what it feels like and they can never quite find the words. So whats that tell you?............................Rich
"Death to Tyrants"!
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11-17-2004, 01:27 PM #13Junior Member ELITE MEMBER
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What is it with women an deserts you offer to buy them one but the answers always "no no im on a diet, il just hav some of yours" Originally Posted by Mudge
its like eating other peoples caloires doesnt count
- A hardcore bodybuilder is one who thinks that vomiting after the last set of squats is such a waste of protein.
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11-17-2004, 01:28 PM #14Lucky Luke
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I worry about you Rich. They have operations for that. Originally Posted by Rich46yo
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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11-17-2004, 01:38 PM #15Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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11-17-2004, 04:47 PM #16happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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That you want to be a taker, instead of a giver? Originally Posted by Rich46yo
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"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.
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11-17-2004, 05:00 PM #17Lucky Luke
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sure as hell sounds like it...
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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11-17-2004, 05:13 PM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I can honestly say I have NEVER done that!!! Originally Posted by stu_20_uk
What is it with women an deserts you offer to buy them one but the answers always "no no im on a diet, il just hav some of yours"
its like eating other peoples caloires doesnt count
IF I am eating desert at all I'm gonna eat all of mine AND probably some of yours!
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11-17-2004, 05:18 PM #19pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by largepkg
Naw man, I bought 'em all myself. Every pair of shoes has its purpose. Admittedly, I am a bit of clothes whore though.
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11-17-2004, 07:14 PM #20Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
If you had Arnolds pecs they would.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
Did mine with a pair of wirecutters several times.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
I could never understand how women can talk non-stop on the phone about nonsense, I could see if they were debating current events or discussing quantum physics, but the sale at Macy's what are they talking about every thread of clothing? My girlfriends daughter is 16 and spends every waking hour talking, how I just don't know.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-17-2004, 07:18 PM #21Lucky Luke
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I perfer internal/external snap ring pliers. Really good for getting CV grease out of nails Originally Posted by maniclion[i
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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11-17-2004, 08:54 PM #22Registered Abuser
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scissors, or a knife, though scissors are easier
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11-17-2004, 09:32 PM #23Registered User
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""""""""Originally Posted by Rich46yo
Yeah but frankly I always wondered what it felt like to be a woman having sex. So whats that tell you?............................Rich """""""""
"""""""""""""That you want to be a taker, instead of a giver?"""""""""""
If your going to quote me then quote what I say.
"""""""""""""Yeah but frankly I always wondered what it felt like to be a woman having sex. I mean I never screamed, or scratched, or kicked, or cried when I blew a load. It must feel awfully damn good and Ive always been jealous of them for that. I must have asked a thousand woman what it feels like and they can never quite find the words. So whats that tell you?............................Rich""""""""""""Death to Tyrants"!
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Well Jay Cutler has like 100 pair of shoes so, I guess its ok Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
Naw man, I bought 'em all myself. Every pair of shoes has its purpose. Admittedly, I am a bit of clothes whore though.
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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11-18-2004, 01:25 AM #25Disabled Vet ELITE MEMBER
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Maybe Mino can help ya.LOL Originally Posted by Rich46yo
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11-18-2004, 01:27 AM #26Disabled Vet ELITE MEMBER
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You can only fit so much in there, so I just leave it. Originally Posted by Luke9583
I perfer internal/external snap ring pliers. Really good for getting CV grease out of nails
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11-18-2004, 05:58 AM #27Lucky Luke
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It was disturbing enough to read it the first time Rich.... Please stop posting that :/ Originally Posted by Rich46yo
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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11-18-2004, 05:59 AM #28Lucky Luke
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yea. That stuff stains though, i swear. Sometimes it's impossible to remove. Originally Posted by cman
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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