Reply With QuoteHmmm.Originally Posted by JLB001
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that
is where shitty ideas come from.
I know some people who claim they never fart.
This theory explains a hell of a lot about them.
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11-18-2004, 08:31 AM #1I see YOU!! ELITE MEMBER
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Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that
is where shitty ideas come from."When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
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11-18-2004, 08:44 AM #3Lucky Luke
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And vice versa, I know some people that claim to fart alot! This all makes sense now.
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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11-18-2004, 08:47 AM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Hmmm my husband farts incessantly... something is wrong with this theory!
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Yes, it explains why I don't have any shitty ideas. It's ok. You can say it. It's a compliment. hahahaha! Originally Posted by Luke9583
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11-18-2004, 08:56 AM #6Lucky Luke
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I finally have an excuse to bust ass."If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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11-18-2004, 09:08 AM #7Cheerfully Offensive
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Y'all are just overflowing with ideas this morning.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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It must be the fiber. Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Y'all are just overflowing with ideas this morning.
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11-18-2004, 09:25 AM #9Lucky Luke
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I tried eating four protein shakes at once
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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Hmm...well everyone could drink some poopy tea and have no more poopy issues.
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
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hmmm Bush's Baked Beans. Are they trying to tell the president something?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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11-18-2004, 11:03 AM #12Lucky Luke
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"only my dog knows the secret, and he's not telling""If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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Brain Farts Suck
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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