Thread: Best Movie Quote Ever?

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

I thoguht it was Blame Canada.

Oh damn, did I buy the Smaller, Shorter, Cut Version?

I'm sure at some point the said, "fuck Canada", too. And if not....close enough for Iain, right?

One of the better ones that I have heard...

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Dr. Evil - Austin Powers

Originally Posted by blueboy

One of the better ones that I have heard...

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Dr. Evil - Austin Powers

OMFG. GREAT quote. hahahahahaha!

" Don't just stare at it eat it." American Psycho.

Originally Posted by madden player

'Ahh'll be back'
Arnold

that is the first one that came to my mind!

"Do it! Do it!"
-Starsky & Hutch

" Road Trip! " Animal House

Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

"Meega Nala Kweesta!"

to Frank- "Why do you always wear that stupid rabbit suit?"

Frank- "Why do you always wear that stupid human suit?"

To frank- "Cuz...I cant take it off"

-From Donnie Darko

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."-Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

I'm sure at some point the said, "fuck Canada", too. And if not....close enough for Iain, right?

actaully they said both

"Blame Canada" was the song they sang
and "fuck canada" is what they said in court, remember?

"It's better to burn out, than to fade away."
"I want more life, fucker."

Both from Blade Runner. Movie had some good shit. lol

"Look ... those oil cans are defective"

"Thats what i love about them highschool girls...i get older, they stay the same age"

matthew mcconaughey from dazed and confused

"Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"
-the simpsons

"You wanna stick it in my ass? Ya, fuck my ass real good."
-Some chick off a porn.

Originally Posted by irontime

"You wanna stick it in my ass? Ya, fuck my ass real good."
-Some chick off a porn.

Hey I have that one, Up Your Ass #8

Originally Posted by Flex

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."-Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

How tall are you private?
Sir! 5 foot 9 Sir! 5 foot 9
I didnt' know they stacked shit that high.

Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball outa a garden hose

Originally Posted by min0 lee

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

How tall are you private?
Sir! 5 foot 9 Sir! 5 foot 9
I didnt' know they stacked shit that high.

Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball outa a garden hose

'I don't know what you've been told
Eskimo pussy's really cold'

'Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over'


that movie has so many great lines.

it's like my daddy use to say,ever man has a devil and you can't rest until you find yours.
-the crow

I find tinsel distracting. -Seinfeld

You couldn't warm a cold sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought. -Seinfeld

Woman- From what I can see, your business is no more than a dirty apartment that may or may not contain a chicken.

Kramer- And with Darren's help we'll get that chicken. -Seinfeld

Danny Vinyard: So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'