Thread: Best Movie Quote Ever?

"Father forgive them..."

"The new phone book is here, the new phone book is here!!!!"

"He hates these cans!!!"

"I was born a poor black child."

-Steve Martin in The jerk

"Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?"

- The Usual Suspects

'Ahh'll be back'

Arnold

"mmmm, peanut butter"

- Meet Joe Black

"every man dies, but not every man truly lives"

-braveheart

"Get away from her, you bitch!" - Alien2

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" - Alien3

"Coach, I'll make it." - Hoosiers

"Now dont get caught watching the paint dry." - Hoosiers

"No shirt. No shoes. No dice!!! " - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

If you're here, and I'm here, doesn't it make it our time? - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I'm so wasted!!! - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"My brother's gonna shit. My brother's gonna kill me. >>Well, make up your mind dude! Is, he gonna shit? Or is he gonna kill you? >>First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill me. " - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butchers word for it! - Tommy Boy

I feel the need, the need for speed!! - Top Gun

I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me? - Meet the Parents

www.moviequotes.com is great ....hahaha

"I quit!" - what the whole cast should have said after one look at the script to Alien Resurrection.

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

"I quit!" - what the whole cast should have said after one look at the script to Alien Resurrection.

aawww comon, it wasnt that bad.
Winona is a cutie, but i wasnt too impressed with her in that movie. They shoulda tossed her out if that movie.

"Insane? What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?"

-Con-Air

"Fuck Grandma..."

--from The Sweetest Thing

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-Passion of the Christ

No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "

Originally Posted by maniclion

No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "

i KNOW you don't know that from memory. You had to look that up hahahaha! Right?

"I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself..." G.I. Jane

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

i KNOW you don't know that from memory. You had to look that up hahahaha! Right?

I can quote it from memory, but yes I looked it up to save typing.

I can quote this one to.

"When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up." Serendipity - DOGMA

Originally Posted by maniclion

I can quote it from memory, but yes I looked it up to save typing.

I can quote this one to.

"When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up." Serendipity - DOGMA

That's a great movie. haha! (and a great memory too! damn!)

you shouldn't have gotten me started

"Hand me my wallet"
"Which wallet is yours?"
"The one that says, BAD MOTHERFUCKA on it"-Pulp Fiction

"You make me want to be a better man." Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets

"Seems to me, Cap'n, this mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, sir, seems to me, God gave me a special gift, fashioned in me a fine instrument of warfare. What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over. " -Pvt. Jackson, Saving Private Ryan

Mom: "But Tommy, why don't you find yourself a nice girl, ya know, settle down?"

Tommy: "Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, but then I'm free the next morning. I love you." -Goodfellas

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
- Take a wild fucking guess.

"Go ahead punk, make my day" Dirty Harry!

"Luca Brazi swims with the feces."

I’ll raise my eyes and look down that corridor four feet wide with ten lonely seconds to justify my whole existence.

Chariots of Fire

"FROG PUSSY"

Slapshot