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    So, I just got hitched.

    Just got my marriage certificate, and celebrated! Me am very drunk!!!!

    The wedding isn't till Jan 16th, but I had to do this, to get her on my insurance by Nov. 30th.

    So like if you wanna congratulate (or leave condolences), feel free.
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    congratulations to you. i feel sorry for her though. j/k

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    How exciting!
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    I'm in mourning for you, oh and don't forget to untie her.

    We don't even know her name or anything about her.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Hey CONGRATULATIONS Max...
    ...on being pissed so early on a Friday afternoon!
    My deepest commisserations on the upcoming nuptials... ya know it's all down hill from here buddy!
    Kidding Max, wish you and your girlie all the very best!!!

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    Congrat's buddy!!
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    i'm not big on marriage, but congrats!

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    Congratulations!!

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    Congratulations, Max!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    We don't even know her name or anything about her.
    Yeah, what the fuck? You haven't even posted your naked pics of her yet. You better do it soon or we'll post OUR naked pics of her.

    Congrats man. Hope you two keep each other happy for a loooooong time.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Max I'm sure you picked a good woman. I am also sure her future will be filled with laughter and good sex. You might even be there for some of that too ... Congrats Max. Hey there is an up side here ... now the school for the blind won't have Max hanging around during recess anymore.

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    CONGRATS Max!
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    congrats Maxie boy!
    Now rollin' with the Raider

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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    okay tell us ALL about her. Now while you're crunk.....

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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    how did you talk her into it?


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    Like they say "There's a sucker born every minute."
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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    Congrats Max. Lets see a pic of her
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    how did you talk her into it?

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    The wedding isn't till Jan 16th, but I had to do this, to get her on my insurance by Nov. 30th.
    "If you dont marry me now you're gonna die, bitch!"
    (j/k about the bitch part btw :respect: :respect: )
    Congratulations, You have my condolences.

    So between now and the wedding.. you gonna have the honeymoon?

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    Congrats!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    The wedding isn't till Jan 16th, but I had to do this, to get her on my insurance by Nov. 30th.
    How romantic! How could a girl say no to that?

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    HOORAY!

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    *Congrats Max!*
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    Good to hear
    Glad to know that I'm not the only idiot on this board
    Congrats
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    Exclusive Wedding pictures.

    Last edited by min0 lee; 11-20-2004 at 06:14 PM.

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    Is min0 the bride/groom?

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    I think min0 is the third player in their torrid triangle Du ... kind of a pitch hitter.

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    Thanks everyone!!! (Iain - )
    It may not have been romantic, but it was quite necessary. Otherwise the girl would've been without health insurance till next November. As for personal info......well, her name's Lena, and she hails from the same radioactive parts of the former Soviet Union as I do. She's also 24, likes dogs, and has impeccable taste in men. For a good time call......

    I'll post some pics soon. (Nudes will run you extra.....unless you want her in them too. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Thanks everyone!!! (Iain - )
    *awakes* a few days later

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    from the same radioactive parts of the former Soviet Union as I do.
    That explains alot

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