Thread: Fight

This what actually happened.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

This what actually happened.

your a bad tranny

Originally Posted by cman

your a bad tranny

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

That's an excellent question!

Let me tell you a little story which might help you understand this better.

Once, many years ago, I was down in Tijuana picking up four-breasted hookers, when one day I got into a scrap with a gigantic, Mexican pimp. Now this dude was truly one of those huge-ass Mexicans, at least 4 - 4.5 feet tall! And he was angry as only a little Hispanic person gets angry, when you don't buy fruits from them or some such shit.

Anyway, apparently one of the whores complained that I didn't tip her well enough to compensate for a Dirty Sanchez that went horribly awry. (I still maintain that she had received the Sanchez from her previous costumer, as it was already there when I first started kissing the bitch! ) But the whore stuck to her story, and the pimp was not about to side with me on this one.

So there we were, mano-a-mano, standing alone in a Mexican....Diarrhea field. Our eyes locked, a contest of wills fully in progress. Then, like a wild jaguar (only more dirty and less able to hold down a white collar job) he struck out! His vicious right hook catching me squarely in the shin! Ah the pain...the pain!

When I regained consciousness, several hours later, I found my wallet gone, my shoes stolen, and my upper lip thoroughly Sanchezed!

To this day, I still wake up at night sometimes, cowering in fear of the evil, tiny Mexicans! (On those days, I usually make myself feel a little better by having a gardener or two deported. )

Anyway, hope my story helped you.

thats fucking hilarious max, how much time do you spend on these type of jokes a day?
you sure have a lot of them

Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

thats fucking hilarious max, how much time do you spend on these type of jokes a day?
you sure have a lot of them

It's either this or work.

Damn that sucks buddy. I remember one fight I had that pissed me right off.

It was back in highschool, first thing in the morning, and I was hungover. So I'm sitting on the bench in the hallway and this guy starts being a dickhead so I tell him to fuck off. The he asks why don't we go outside and make me? So I now realize that a shit load of people are watching and I kinda have to go fight now.

So we step outside and go at it. Unfortunately my hung over head isn't thinking so clearly and my tactic is terrible. This guy is a few inches taller than me and therefore has a longer reach. He grabs me by the shirt hits me 3 times and go for a punch (too far away) miss. Gives me 3 more, I miss. We do this for a little while. I think I got hit about 15 times (somebody in the crowd even asked "How many more can he take?" ) Then finally I start getting a little dizzy, move in closer, hit him a few times, he goes down on one knee and says "I give."

So, like an idiot, I walk away. Now I look like I've been beat. My nose is bleeding, my eye is black, my shirt is torn, and this guy just has a lump on the side of his head. So of course everybody says that I just got beat up. I went and challenged him again later that day when I was a bit more sober and he never did give me a rematch

Moral of the story, make sure the other guy looks worse than you.