Thread: Women Drivers!!

Women Drivers!

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there
was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up
next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away
for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in
my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that
I dropped my electric shaver. As I was trying to catch it, I dropped
the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
I dropped my cell phone, which I had been holding up with my shoulder,
away from my ear. It fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the dang cell phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Dang women drivers ! !