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    She said 'NO'

    Ah just fuckin' with you guys. She said 'Yes'

    The whole thing is actually kind of funny. She is having some problems with her wisdom teeth and is on anti-biotics right now. Aparently those don't go so good with exercise such as hockey.

    So anyways, she goes to hockey and I call her coach, everything is good with her and whe will get the girls to center ice after practice. Apparently during practice my girlfriend gets dizzy and falls down (from the antibiotics) and so they sit her on the bench. After ten minutes she says that she wants to go home but her coach doesn't want to wreck my plans. So she tells her that she looks to pale and that she better wait. So half an hour goes by, she feels fine but really wants to go home, the coach looks and her and says "Nope, you're still a bit pale, you better wait. Besides we have a meeting after practice"

    GF- well can I at least go to the dressing room to wait?

    Coach- Nope, it's on the ice

    So they made my poor sweetie freeze her ass off on the bench for an hour until I showed up at the end of practise to propose. She was facing the other way when I skated on the ice and was absolutely shocked to see me and didn't know what the hell was going on. When I started the little speech she clued in what was happening and the tears were comming out pretty quickly. (happy tears, so fuck off Crono) and she was able to gasp out a 'yes' through the sniffles. She told me later that she wouldn't have been able to think of a better way for me to do it.
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    great story IT

    congratulations, nothing says "I love you" like freezing her ass on the ice for an hour
    you might wanna take her somewhere warm for the wedding now though

    i just now made the connection canada=hockey

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    aaaaaawwww some.

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    I honestly opened this thread thinking it would be an article from TPR of Kalifornia about a woman claiming she was raped by her ex- because at some unrelated point in the night, she said,"no." :P
    Congratulations though!
    And now that you're officially fucked up the rest of your life
    Good job with the proposal! Good thing you got the coach in on it too, or the night could have gone bust.

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    Awwww, IT I'm so happy for you!! That was so great Congrats! Justin (Eggs) is laying in front of the tv drinking eggnog, but he says congrats too!

    I hope you're having a wonderful thanksgiving weekend together

    Oh, and don't forget the pic

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    Awesome man, congrats!
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    Awww, damn, you got me all choked up here irontime! lol
    Congratulations!!!

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    Damn too late!!
    Congrats buddy!






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    Congrats. IT!
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    romantic ice

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    That's such a great friday morning story! Congrats!!

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    Congrats man!!!!!

    (And another one down, another one down, another one bites the dust. )
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    Great job little buddy. The honeymoon's in Vegas, right?
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Married life is great. Good luck
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    Quote Originally Posted by cman
    Married life is great.
    Quit lying to the poor guy!
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cman
    Married life is great.
    your credibility just went to 0. don't bother ever giving fitness, or any kind, of advice from here on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    your credibility just went to 0. don't bother ever giving fitness, or any kind, of advice from here on

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    OOps, wrong thread

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    Congrats!!!
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    your sure it was a yes right? she was sinflleling and crying and all... you might have misunderstood

    kidding.. congratulations I know youll be super happy and you totally deserve it

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    Marriage is really great! Great for lawyers and ex-wives. Great for a man who likes the option of buying all new shit after the ex robs him blind. Like your car? Too bad its hers now. That special thing you wanted? Nope ... never gonna happen. Remember how fun it was to walk into a club and make eye contact with a woman you've never seen before and know you are gonnna make her body shake with pleasure later? Forget that too.

    But you do get to argue about who's turn it is to do the dishes, the laundery, and wash the mini-van (yes mini-van not sportscar). Enjoy someone looking over your finances and questioning wtf happened to that money in the checking account ...

    Marriage is great congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    Marriage is really great! Great for lawyers and ex-wives. Great for a man who likes the option of buying all new shit after the ex robs him blind. Like your car? Too bad its hers now. That special thing you wanted? Nope ... never gonna happen. Remember how fun it was to walk into a club and make eye contact with a woman you've never seen before and know you are gonnna make her body shake with pleasure later? Forget that too.

    But you do get to argue about who's turn it is to do the dishes, the laundery, and wash the mini-van (yes mini-van not sportscar). Enjoy someone looking over your finances and questioning wtf happened to that money in the checking account ...

    Marriage is great congrats!
    Jeez....
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    Wow, thanx all. Yes even Bonecrusher

    Jenny- We actually will have some pics. I got a friend to take pictures of the whole thing and will get it put on a CD so that I can put them on here.

    I seriously want to thank all of you as you guys were with me since the start of the relationship and have helped out through it all. Kinda means a lot. Well the wedding probably won't be until the summer of 2006 as we aren't really prepared to do anything this summer commming up....and no way in hell would we do it in any other season up here Too cold.

    Now I just have to tell my parents about it. They are comming up next weekend and will probably be thrilled....I think they love her more than they love me
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    Great job little buddy. The honeymoon's in Vegas, right?
    Hell if I know, but I do want to go somewhere this summer. I'm sure I'll make it up there soon.
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    Thanx Max, Feeling much better
    If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    I think they love her more than they love me
    Hell, everybody else does. Why should they be any different?

    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    Hell if I know, but I do want to go somewhere this summer. I'm sure I'll make it up there soon.
    DOWN, little buddy. Vegas is SOUTH of you.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Being that close to a woman is already affetcting him Albob ... now he has lost his sense of direction. Soon he'll like chick flicks and paisley ... next thing ya know he'll start leaving the toilet seat down. After that comes his ability to just sit and talk ... without trying to get laid motivating his side of the conversation. Man this is horrifying ... think I'll go watch a jap-slap flick to feel better.

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