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    my ironmag dream

    so Vieope and I were in a schoolbus with a whole bunch of teenagers on a school field trip to this big brick building with a long window on the side. On the other side of the window was a line of lunch ladies that served us all food. Vieope was just a regular person, but occasionally he would have big bunny ears- I would try not to stare at them because it would be rude, but would peak whenever he wasn't looking. So we got our trays and got in the lunch line, being served mash potatoes and green beans with some kind of mystery meat until we got to the end where the main lunch lady, IT with a hair net, stood at a cash register for us to pay. Vieope paid first, and then me. I paid in cash, and he said that that's no good here. Vieope then pulled out a big gold coin and handed it to IT to pay for me. He explained that IT takes Canadian curency. So IT hands me the change, which is pretty much like American money but much thicker. However, he hands me lots and lots of it and explains that this is because the Canadian currency isn't worth as much as American. He shows me that by putting the Canadian "dime" and the canadian "penny" next to one another they start singing Barney's "I love you, You love me" song. He said "They also do this," and he held the dime on top of a canadian "quarter" and the penny underneath the quarter in a 4 finger formation with another stack of change between his thumb and index finger- which is a hand formation not actually possible outside of my dream. The coins then began to sing the exact same song and I couldn't help but wonder how that was different. IT then screamed "TRANSFORM!" and his head twisted backwards to some unknown region behind his back, became a car, and drove away. The teacher then came up to Vieope and me and fussed at us for driving the lunch lady away and that we'd no longer be able to paint the tree. All I remember is that we were really bummed by this and so we ran away (.incedently it was so that we could NOT paint the tree .) It was very hard to wade through the sea of feathers that had suddenly materialized until Vieope solved the mystery and we got out of the cake.

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    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
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    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Delirium tremens make for great dreams
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    This may explain his behavior now.....


    Do you think he pissed on her after that toke?

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    ....I'm starting to think that Crono is having some inner turmoil and sexual interests in me
    If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
    - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    ....I'm starting to think that Crono is having some inner turmoil and sexual interests in me
    I wouldn't doubt it. Even YOU are better looking than Titanya.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    ....I'm starting to think that Crono is having some inner turmoil and sexual interests in me
    c'mon, it's not like we were naked or anything... in this one :o

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    It makes sense. I remember having one dream about IM but I donīt remember what happened in it. Difficult dreams like that are fun but I always prefer flying, this is the best. When I am dreaming and if nobody is looking I always jump to see if I can fly.
    If you just canīt remmeber that while dreaming, you can write on the palm of your hand "FLY" and look at it several times a day. That way you will do the same while dreaming, so you fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    c'mon, it's not like we were naked or anything... in this one :o
    please, do NOT share that story





    ...........I want to keep it our little secret
    If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    c'mon, it's not like we were naked or anything... in this one :o
    Do you have any pics?

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