it was awful! I let them both into the bedroom at the same time for the first time and they kinda follow each other around and everythings fine and then I'm on the computer and then Ihop comes up to me, Drizzt gets behind him, hops on top and starts humping the hell out of her! I was so devestated, I had to wash all the splooge off my innocent little bunny's back! Now she just sits in the corner crying to herself, whispering something about never eating a carrot the same again
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"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.
serves your rabbit right.... always walking around in those skank outfits
veopipe beware of my chinchilla!![]()
he just tried to go at it again but i got him off sooner knowing what he was trying to do. I still had to clean Ihop's rump again though![]()
how much splooge can one chinchilla make!!!![]()
probably something like this:Originally Posted by JLB001
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I'll show you when you get home next weekOriginally Posted by Titanya
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Is it that small that you nicknamed it 'chinchilla'?Originally Posted by Crono1000
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
no, that would be "how much splooge can an anaconda make?"
Too late buddy, you aleady called it a chinchilla. Here I'll show you;
Originally Posted by Crono1000
YepDefinitely looks like a confession to me
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
A chinchilla is a jizz factory. Ever see a chinchilla farm? They have like one prize male chinchilla to screw like 97,000 females. Minks are even hornier. I suggest you start buying the gonzo pack of paper towels and a lot of spray cleaner. You also understand that its only a matter of time before you go to pet olr fluffy on the back and you get a handful of chinchilla jizz?
If it was me I'd make the one into a hat, the other one into dinner, and buy a dog.........................Rich
"Death to Tyrants"!
Originally Posted by irontime
shouldn't you be posting in the drinking stories thread or something![]()
I pretty much already shared them throughout the years. Besides, picking on you is way more fun
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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