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Old 12-01-2004, 10:10 PM   #91
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myballs feel like a pair of marracas
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Why Does it hurt when i Pee?
Why does it hurt when i Pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
I got it from the Toilet seat
I got it from the Toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
"my balls feel like a pair of marracas ...."



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Old 12-02-2004, 12:12 AM   #92
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Yellow and porus, absorbant is he....



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Old 12-02-2004, 12:15 AM   #93
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Old 12-02-2004, 12:16 AM   #95
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Old 12-02-2004, 03:48 PM   #98
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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Old 12-02-2004, 03:55 PM   #100
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I hate Sponge Bob Square Pants, that show is like a bad acid trip.



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Old 12-02-2004, 05:51 PM   #102
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With 3 kids in the house SBSP is fast becoming as bad as Barney. Please make it go away.
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Old 12-02-2004, 08:52 PM   #103
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EAGLES LYRICS

"Already Gone"

Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day
And they said you were gonna put me on a shelf
But let me tell you I got some news for you
And you'll soon find out it's true
And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself
'Cause I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this vict'ry song, woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo

The letter that you wrote me made me stop and wonder why
But I guess you felt like you had to set things right
Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky
You can see the stars and still not see the light (that's right)

And I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this vict'ry song, woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo

Well I know it wasn't you who held me down
Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free
So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
And we never even know we have the key

But me, I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this vict'ry song
'Cause I'm already gone
Yes, I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this vict'ry song
'Cause I'm already gone
Yes, I'm already gone
Already gone
All right, nighty-night



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Old 12-02-2004, 08:59 PM   #104
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Eagles


Take Easy


Well, I'm running down the road
tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on
my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine
Take It easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
and take it easy
Well, I'm a standing on a corner
in Winslow, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin' down to take a look at me
Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
gonna save me
We may lose and we may win though
we will never be here again
so open up, I'm climbin' in,
so take it easy
Well I'm running down the road trying to loosen
my load, got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin' for a lover who won't blow my
cover, she's so hard to find
Take it easy, take it easy
don't let the sound of your own
wheels make you crazy
come on baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
gonna save me, oh oh oh
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy



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Old 12-02-2004, 09:08 PM   #105
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Damn I just know one song of the Eagles but I guess I have a cd somewhere.



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Old 12-02-2004, 09:11 PM   #106
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Heartbreaker
(Bonham/Jones/Page/Plant)

Hey fellas, have you heard the news? You know that Annie's back in town?
It won't take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down.
Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago,
But from her eyes, a different smile like that of one who knows.

Well, it's been ten years and maybe more since I first set eyes on you.
The best years of my life gone by, here I am alone and blue.
Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love;
But I'll just keep on rollin' along with the grace of the Lord above.

People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left me flat,
I don't care what the people say, I know where their jive is at.
One thing I do have on my mind, if you can clarify please do,
It's the way you call me by another guy's name when I try to make love to you.
I try to make love but it ain't no use.

Work so hard I couldn't unwind, get some money saved;
Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.
Heartbreaker, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Go away, Heartbreaker.



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Old 12-02-2004, 09:14 PM   #107
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Rock And Roll
(Bonham/Jones/Page/Plant)


It's been a long time since I rock and rolled,
It's been a long time since I did the Stroll.
Ooh, let me get it back, let me get it back,
Let me get it back, baby, where I come from.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. Yes it has.

It's been a long time since the book of love,
I can't count the tears of a life with no love.
Carry me back, carry me back,
Carry me back, baby, where I come from.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight,
Making vows that just can't work right.
Open your arms, opens your arms,
Open your arms, baby, let my love come running in.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.



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Old 12-02-2004, 09:17 PM   #108
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Stairway To Heaven
(Page/Plant)


There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.



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Old 12-02-2004, 09:18 PM   #109
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:23 PM   #110
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Roberto Carlos - A distância


Nunca mais você ouviu falar de mim
Mas eu continuei a ter você
Em toda esta saudade que ficou...
Tanto tempo já passou e eu não te esqueci.

Quantas vezes eu pensei voltar
E dizer que o meu amor nada mudou
Mas o seu silêncio foi maior
E na distância morro
Todo dia sem você saber.

O que restou do nosso amor ficou
No tempo, esquecido por você...
Vivendo do que fomos ainda estou
Tanta coisa já mudou, só eu não te esqueci.

Eu só queria lhe dizer que eu
Tentei deixar de amar, não consegui
Se alguma vez você pensar em mim



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Old 12-02-2004, 09:29 PM   #111
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Talk Dirty To Me
Poison

You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Cause baby we’ll be
At the drive-in
In the old man’s ford
Behind the bushes
Till I’m screamin’ for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
I’m only hoping that you’re home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Cause baby we’ll be
At the drive-in
In the old man’s ford
Behind the bushes
Till I’m screamin’ for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me
GREAT song, takes me back to High School



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Roberto Carlos - A distância


Nunca mais você ouviu falar de mim
Mas eu continuei a ter você
Em toda esta saudade que ficou...
Tanto tempo já passou e eu não te esqueci.

Quantas vezes eu pensei voltar
E dizer que o meu amor nada mudou
Mas o seu silêncio foi maior
E na distância morro
Todo dia sem você saber.

O que restou do nosso amor ficou
No tempo, esquecido por você...
Vivendo do que fomos ainda estou
Tanta coisa já mudou, só eu não te esqueci.




Eu só queria lhe dizer que eu
Tentei deixar de amar, não consegui
Se alguma vez você pensar em mim
awww honey what does it say???



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awww honey what does it say???
I will translate.



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Old 12-02-2004, 09:43 PM   #114
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Roberto Carlos - A distância

You never heard about me anymore
But I continue to have you
In all the memories that is left
A lot of time has passed but I didn´t forget about you


How many times I thought about going back
And say that my love never changed
But my silence was bigger
And in the distance I die
Everyday without you knowing about it

What is left of our love
In the time, forgot about you
Living of what we were I still am
A lot of things has changed, I just didn´t forget about you

I just wanted to say
I tried to not love you but I couldn´t
If only one time you think about me

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Ice Ice Baby
Vanilla Ice

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lig