Reply With Quote"Suck my Balls!"
"Present them."
hahahahaha... I'm juevenile.... huh huh
Results 1 to 14 of 14
-
11-30-2004, 08:47 AM #1Peelosopher
- Join Date
- Feb 2003
- Posts
- 6,386
- Rep Points
- 54467411
hahahahaha... I'm juevenile.... huh huh
So once a week I volunteer at a local elementary school and this morning I went and was walking down the hall when a certain classroom caught my eye. Taped to the door were the names of the two teachers that taught in that room: "Ms. Butts and Mrs. Eatson"
I shit you not, I can't make this up. What kind of hell do kids give these teachers right? You can tell they ordered that sign specifically for Eatson not to come first.
It made me think of South Park's Mrs. Chokesondick
-
11-30-2004, 12:52 PM #2Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Running around somewhere
- Posts
- 2,712
- Rep Points
- 3356012
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
-
11-30-2004, 02:57 PM #3Lucky Luke
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Minneapolis
- Posts
- 5,408
- Rep Points
- 4461628
Originally Posted by ponyboy
"Suck my Balls!"
"Present them."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
-
11-30-2004, 02:58 PM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2004
- Gender
- Location
- North Carolina
- Posts
- 5,639
- Rep Points
- 133924367
thats not as bad as the girl at our school whos name is assholey (prenounced different)
-
11-30-2004, 03:08 PM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2003
- Gender
- Location
- Mēns Incognita
- Posts
- 25,581
- Rep Points
- 396362507
There was an Indian kid named Nadish. We called him Nad, he ran track you often heard chants, "Go Nad, Go Nad"
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
-
11-30-2004, 03:10 PM #6Lucky Luke
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Minneapolis
- Posts
- 5,408
- Rep Points
- 4461628
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
-
11-30-2004, 03:12 PM #7Lucky Luke
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Minneapolis
- Posts
- 5,408
- Rep Points
- 4461628
There's a kid at my lil sisters school. Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
His name is pronounced.... " Lah-ma'-jze-ello "
But it's spelled 'lemon jello'"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
-
11-30-2004, 04:46 PM #8Back from the dead
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Gender
- Location
- North Carolina
- Posts
- 6,003
- Rep Points
- 6402071
I have a bio TA who's Indian and her name is Hima Durgemboodi and people just call her Ms. Booty
-
11-30-2004, 04:49 PM #9IDIOT SAVANT
- Join Date
- Jun 2001
- Location
- An alternate reality.
- Posts
- 11,403
- Rep Points
- 102924625
I was at the Portsmouth Naval Hospital a zillion years ago and I overheard all the nurses talking about the twins that had just been born; Lemonjello and Orangejello. Originally Posted by Luke9583
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
-
11-30-2004, 06:59 PM #10Drinking buddy
- Join Date
- Nov 2004
- Location
- Texas
- Posts
- 372
- Rep Points
- 144826
I know my uncle's friend is a nurse and she helped deliver some twins names lemon jello and orange jello. Ofcourse they were spelled differently. Originally Posted by Luke9583
" I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."-Johnny Carson
-
11-30-2004, 07:01 PM #11Drinking buddy
- Join Date
- Nov 2004
- Location
- Texas
- Posts
- 372
- Rep Points
- 144826
O.K., am I getting my stories crossed Albob? I may be! I remember you from MM.com and I may have heard it or told it there? I don't know!
" I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."-Johnny Carson
-
11-30-2004, 07:08 PM #12Monochromatic Bunny
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Location
- drinking coffee..
- Posts
- 15,080
- Rep Points
- 5325906
He used message boards when they were in hieroglyphs.
-
12-02-2004, 04:54 PM #13The Original Jackass
- Join Date
- Jan 2002
- Location
- If not here, then on some porn site.
- Posts
- 5,292
- Rep Points
- 7736927
We had a Mr. Bahgs and a Mr. Dick at our school. One day they were both called over the intercom to come to the office. It was fucking hilarious
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
-
12-03-2004, 12:55 AM #14The #1 StunnaH
- Join Date
- Sep 2004
- Location
- Ewa Beach,Hawaii
- Posts
- 471
- Rep Points
- 832540
This aint hardcore or anything,but weird.I got a freind named Typerwriter.
"MAKE IT HAPPEN"
Similar Threads
-
William Shatner Demonstrates Proper Gun Control...hahahahaha!!!!!
By Jarhed in forum Open ChatReplies: 14Last Post: 10-10-2010, 12:14 AM -
HAhahahaha! SNL Wii skit.
By KelJu in forum Open ChatReplies: 4Last Post: 03-06-2009, 04:57 PM -
Southpark Obama/McCain, Hahahahaha
By KelJu in forum Open ChatReplies: 10Last Post: 11-14-2008, 11:57 AM
Posting Permissions
DISCLAIMER:
All health, fitness, diet, nutrition & supplement information presented on IronMagazineForums.com's pages is intended as an educational resource and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website. As well as any exercise technique or regimen, diet, supplement, etc., particularly if you are pregnant or nursing, or if you are elderly or have chronic or recurring medical conditions. Discontinue any exercise that causes you pain or severe discomfort and consult a medical expert. The statements made about products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (U.S.). They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition or disease. Please consult with your own physician or health care practitioner regarding the suggestions and recommendations made at IronMagazineForums.com. Neither the author of the information, nor the producer, nor distributors of such information make any warranty of any kind in regard to the content of the information presented on this website. Except as specifically stated on this site, neither IronMagazineForums.com, nor any of its authors or other representatives will be liable for damages arising out of, or in connection with the use of this site. This is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property and claims of third parties. Sponsors pay for advertising space, we have no affiliation with the companies that have banners displayed on our websites. Please be advised it is your responsibility to check the laws that govern your country, state, or province in regards to items offered by some companies you may read about on this site.