Festivus: The Airing of Grievances
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12-01-2004, 11:47 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Festivus: The Airing of Grievances
It is now time for the Airing of Grievances.
This is the part of the holiday where you tell your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year.
(Next will be the Feats of Strength)My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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12-01-2004, 11:48 AM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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12-01-2004, 12:02 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Don't be shy. Gather around the Festivus Pole and let's hear it...
I'll start...
Just a few moments ago I was told that our secretary took our yellow pages renewal, changed the address, signed it and faxed it in not noticing that it was approval for a more than 400% increase in the rate.
Now, we are screwed.
Apology? NONE.
My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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12-01-2004, 12:17 PM #4Moderator MODERATOR
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This woman who is a coordinator here takes over the weekly meetings and talks for facking hours about shit she could say in 5 minutes. Then, when it's somebody else's turn, she keeps trying to bring the conversation back to her. I curse her, and send her to hell.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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12-01-2004, 12:25 PM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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My girlfriends Mom is a strung out burnt out psychotic bitch and needs to get out of our house now, she's driving us crazy. I condemn her to suck the drool off of a camels lips.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-01-2004, 12:56 PM #6You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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a festivus for the rest of us...lol
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12-01-2004, 01:03 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-01-2004, 01:10 PM #8Registered User
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No Child Left Behind! AARRGGHH!!
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12-01-2004, 01:47 PM #9Back from the dead
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It's aluminum, very high strength to weight ratio. I find tencil distracting.
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12-01-2004, 01:58 PM #10Moderator MODERATOR
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In the holiday spirit, some holiday sounds...
FestivusIf sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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12-01-2004, 02:46 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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huh?
Originally Posted by Julz
My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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12-01-2004, 04:56 PM #12Registered User
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LMFAO...Money For People..i got all the seinfeld episodes ever made..i gotta go look for that one Originally Posted by maniclion
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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12-01-2004, 06:21 PM #13Monochromatic Bunny
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Serenity now..
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12-02-2004, 09:44 AM #14Back from the dead
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Serenity now....insanity later Originally Posted by Vieope
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12-24-2005, 01:27 PM #15Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah once again Festivus for the Rest of Us
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-24-2005, 01:29 PM #16Registered User
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12-24-2005, 01:30 PM #17Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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