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12-02-2004, 01:39 PM
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want to get big
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: manitoba, canada
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worst pick up lines you have heard.
there a alot of different pick up lines out there and they are all pretty funny...then agian they are also really stupid
anyway whats the worst pickup line you have ever been asked before. heres one that me and my friends use... me: hey have you got your tickets yet???? the girl: for what? me: for the gun show (as i flex my arms)  |
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12-02-2004, 01:50 PM
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This is not really a pick up line but I think it's cute anyway.... People have little names like honey, baby, doll, sweetie and so on. Well I used to call my ex booger and one day he asked me why I call him that and I said, "Because I pick You"!
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12-02-2004, 01:54 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
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There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 01:55 PM
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12-02-2004, 01:59 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
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I'm trying to remember this Kodak one.......
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 02:01 PM
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  I like the one in the movie Jackie Brown that the chick uses on Bobby D. It's simple, subtle and gets straight to the point... "Wanna fuck?"
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train* *Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio* *YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold* |
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12-02-2004, 02:01 PM
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My Role Model
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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"wanna go for a pizza and a fuck..... what don't like pizza?"
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Michael Jordan
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12-02-2004, 02:02 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
Join Date: Sep 2003
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This ones kinda cute
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 02:07 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Corny
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 02:08 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
Join Date: Sep 2003
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HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Got two nipples for a dime?
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 02:11 PM
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FLEXecutioner
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BITCH, I'm Rick JAAAAmes. Come ova heya and show me yo' titties.
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train* *Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio* *YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold* |
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12-02-2004, 02:12 PM
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FLEXecutioner
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I wish i had more hands.........cuz i'd give dem titties 4 thumbs down
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train* *Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio* *YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold* |
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12-02-2004, 02:13 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Santa pick-up lines
Santa Pick Up Lines
#1: Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? #2: Wanna see my 12-inch elf? #3: I've got something special in the sack for you! #4: Ever make it with! a fat guy with a whip? #5: I know when you've been bad or good... so let's skip the small talk! #6: Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink!!!) #7: Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it. #8: I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear. #9: Screw the "NICE" list... I've got you on my "NAUGHTY" list, Babe!!! #10: Wanna join the "Mile High Reindeer" club?
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 02:56 PM
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Mommmmmm, turn it down!!!
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#8: I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear.
lol
"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST -
GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H." 
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12-02-2004, 03:01 PM
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Mommmmmm, turn it down!!!
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my dick is not as long as an ear of corn, but it's as wide as a can of corn
"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST -
GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."
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12-02-2004, 03:25 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Do you feel the need for speed- Wanna drive my stick?
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 03:39 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
Join Date: Sep 2003
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You need to finish that one.
Hi, my name is AlBob...........I'll "albob" you all night... 
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 03:45 PM
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Cartographer of the Mind
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Let's do some math, baby. Me plus you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply our orgasms...
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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12-02-2004, 03:49 PM
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Cartographer of the Mind
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Excuse me. Have I fucked you yet?
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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12-02-2004, 03:50 PM
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Fighting Endometriosis
Join Date: Sep 2003
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here's a math one for you.
U plus I equals 69
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have. http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS |
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12-02-2004, 04:00 PM
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Internet anonymous pervert :
Yo Min0 Lee is that really you in the avatar? You look really hot, I have some milk for you to drink. You want a full body workout. My answer for them....well lets just say I had a kodak moment. |
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12-02-2004, 04:01 PM
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule. |
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12-02-2004, 04:04 PM
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12-02-2004, 04:14 PM
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Cheerfully Offensive
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule. |
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12-02-2004, 04:24 PM
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 OK, I'll change it when I get something better. Hey! Your not me? I thought max was Min0? |
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12-02-2004, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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