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    Up late, losing mind...

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

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    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck,
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    I have Girlfriend XP and intend to keep it that way. It only gets bad during it's monthly launching of PMS.EXE I remedy that with LOTSABOOZE 6.0 which makes NFL 2004 Edition much better. The game Horizontal Mambo works best with Back and Foot rub ver 15.5.1
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    yeah, I'm still running Girlfriend 7.0. The only problem with it is the security lock that blocks all my porn sites.

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    What a depressing thread :/ I'll stick with my Gf2.0 lmao
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    You should at least upgrade to Girlfriend 6.0 which comes with Sex 8.1 and not the crappy Sex 5.0 that you get with Girlfriend 2.0. IMHO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfs3
    You should at least upgrade to Girlfriend 6.0 which comes with Sex 8.1 and not the crappy Sex 5.0 that you get with Girlfriend 2.0. IMHO.
    yeah but 2.0 utilizes the Hand.exe program alot more than 6.0, and you don't get to use that program lot again until fully upgrading to Wife1.0

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    are we still talking about sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfs3
    You should at least upgrade to Girlfriend 6.0 which comes with Sex 8.1 and not the crappy Sex 5.0 that you get with Girlfriend 2.0. IMHO.

    I dont' have the loot
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    This thread is freakin' hilarious.
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    I have a problem techsupport, I have a girlfriend 7.0 but it is wanting to upgrade to wife 1.0 but they system is not prepared so it is about to crash, Also the program EXCITEMENT.exe has deleted itself from the folder, so the only thing that is left is fight/nagging/boring.exe , also whenever i try to start www.friends/fun/friday-nigh.com the system craches and it reads ERROR.NO.PERMISSION, should I just go to bestbuy and buy a new Girlfriend 1.0 ????



    lol this is so funny/ but its true

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    O man, that's obviously a Dell


    Bend over dude, you're getting a Dell
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    Anyone seen any cheaps upgrades for Breast ver. 34C to ver. 34DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Anyone seen any cheaps upgrades for Breast ver. 34C to ver. 34DD
    Whoa, I need to learn how to handle the keyboard and mouse before I even consider one of those puppies
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    This was the funniest joke I have read in a looooooong time. Thanks for the laughs cfs3

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Anyone seen any cheaps upgrades for Breast ver. 34C to ver. 34DD
    Yeah someone PM me if they find that cheap upgrade
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    Quote Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
    This was the funniest joke I have read in a looooooong time. Thanks for the laughs cfs3
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    Bump...
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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    Good thread.

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    I have a stripped down kernel called single 1.0. I load my own modules when I feel necessary. I might install drunk fat slut 2.1 this weekend. She comes with lots of utilities, but the only one I use her for is the blowjob utility. Then I delete her from OS.


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    Bump, come on guys this thread has potential.
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    I got tired of Wife 1.0 and reformatted my system. It reduced my resource usage greatly ... but there is still some of the old OS remaining in my system bios. It seems getting Wife1.0 out of all my all financial programs is going to take a while. Right now I'm running unuto1.0 with miner success. I ran a few free trials of freegirlfrind4now6.9 from friendfinder.com and that worked out good. Easy to uninstall and took up no resources.

    I seriously doubt I'll ever do the upgrade to Wife2.0 ...

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    Anyone know how to turn down the volume on Wife 1.0?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp View Post
    Anyone know how to turn down the volume on Wife 1.0?
    With Wife Control 4.5. Even with, I have heard reports of low level noise getting through.
    After almost 2 weeks... I am back and better than ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABCs View Post
    With Wife Control 4.5. Even with, I have heard reports of low level noise getting through.
    Damn! They should have figured out a mute button for Wife 1.0

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp View Post
    Damn! They should have figured out a mute button for Wife 1.0
    Yeah, not even the best male scientists and tech developers around the world could pull that one off.
    After almost 2 weeks... I am back and better than ever.

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    lol
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    I'm having trouble installing friendswithbenifits 1.6, anybody got an FAQ on this?
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    Man I'm glad I'm still using Windows v.17yo, which doesn't support any Wife.exe applications yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    I'm having trouble installing friendswithbenifits 1.6, anybody got an FAQ on this?
    Yup. I use AutoCall X-Girlfriends 3.8 and it works wonders.
    After almost 2 weeks... I am back and better than ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABCs View Post
    Yup. I use AutoCall X-Girlfriends 3.8 and it works wonders.
    Good thinking.

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