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12-02-2004, 10:52 PM #1Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Up late, losing mind...
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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12-02-2004, 11:56 PM #2Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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12-03-2004, 06:22 AM #3Peelosopher
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yeah, I'm still running Girlfriend 7.0. The only problem with it is the security lock that blocks all my porn sites.
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12-03-2004, 06:25 AM #4Lucky Luke
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What a depressing thread :/ I'll stick with my Gf2.0 lmao
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12-03-2004, 06:28 AM #5Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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You should at least upgrade to Girlfriend 6.0 which comes with Sex 8.1 and not the crappy Sex 5.0 that you get with Girlfriend 2.0. IMHO.
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12-03-2004, 06:33 AM #6Peelosopher
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yeah but 2.0 utilizes the Hand.exe program alot more than 6.0, and you don't get to use that program lot again until fully upgrading to Wife1.0
Originally Posted by cfs3
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12-03-2004, 06:35 AM #7Peelosopher
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are we still talking about sex?
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12-03-2004, 06:38 AM #8Lucky Luke
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Originally Posted by cfs3
I dont' have the loot
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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12-03-2004, 10:32 AM #9Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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This thread is freakin' hilarious.
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12-03-2004, 11:00 AM #10Registered User
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I have a problem techsupport, I have a girlfriend 7.0 but it is wanting to upgrade to wife 1.0 but they system is not prepared so it is about to crash, Also the program EXCITEMENT.exe has deleted itself from the folder, so the only thing that is left is fight/nagging/boring.exe , also whenever i try to start www.friends/fun/friday-nigh.com the system craches and it reads ERROR.NO.PERMISSION, should I just go to bestbuy and buy a new Girlfriend 1.0 ????
lol this is so funny/ but its true
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12-03-2004, 11:12 AM #11Lucky Luke
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O man, that's obviously a Dell
Bend over dude, you're getting a Dell"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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12-03-2004, 12:07 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Anyone seen any cheaps upgrades for Breast ver. 34C to ver. 34DD
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-03-2004, 12:42 PM #13Lucky Luke
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Whoa, I need to learn how to handle the keyboard and mouse before I even consider one of those puppies Originally Posted by maniclion
Anyone seen any cheaps upgrades for Breast ver. 34C to ver. 34DD
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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12-03-2004, 12:52 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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This was the funniest joke I have read in a looooooong time. Thanks for the laughs cfs3
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12-03-2004, 07:17 PM #15Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah someone PM me if they find that cheap upgrade Originally Posted by maniclion
Anyone seen any cheaps upgrades for Breast ver. 34C to ver. 34DD
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12-03-2004, 07:51 PM #16Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Sleep deprivation can be fun... Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
This was the funniest joke I have read in a looooooong time. Thanks for the laughs cfs3
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02-13-2007, 03:12 PM #17Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Bump...
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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02-13-2007, 03:15 PM #18Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Good thread.
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02-13-2007, 05:57 PM #19Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I have a stripped down kernel called single 1.0. I load my own modules when I feel necessary. I might install drunk fat slut 2.1 this weekend. She comes with lots of utilities, but the only one I use her for is the blowjob utility. Then I delete her from OS.
Remember guys, when running various slut programs have your firewall installed. I recommend rubber 2.2. If you don't, you might get a virus.
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02-17-2007, 03:48 PM #20Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Bump, come on guys this thread has potential.
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02-17-2007, 04:08 PM #21Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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I got tired of Wife 1.0 and reformatted my system. It reduced my resource usage greatly ... but there is still some of the old OS remaining in my system bios. It seems getting Wife1.0 out of all my all financial programs is going to take a while. Right now I'm running unuto1.0 with miner success. I ran a few free trials of freegirlfrind4now6.9 from friendfinder.com and that worked out good. Easy to uninstall and took up no resources.
I seriously doubt I'll ever do the upgrade to Wife2.0 ...
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02-17-2007, 04:34 PM #22..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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Anyone know how to turn down the volume on Wife 1.0?
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02-17-2007, 04:35 PM #23Audios Envy ELITE MEMBER
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With Wife Control 4.5. Even with, I have heard reports of low level noise getting through. Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
After almost 2 weeks... I am back and better than ever.
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02-17-2007, 04:39 PM #24..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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Damn! They should have figured out a mute button for Wife 1.0 Originally Posted by ABCs
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02-17-2007, 04:41 PM #25Audios Envy ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah, not even the best male scientists and tech developers around the world could pull that one off. Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
Damn! They should have figured out a mute button for Wife 1.0After almost 2 weeks... I am back and better than ever.
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02-17-2007, 04:49 PM #26Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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lol
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I'm having trouble installing friendswithbenifits 1.6, anybody got an FAQ on this?
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02-17-2007, 04:54 PM #28Succinct ELITE MEMBER
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Man I'm glad I'm still using Windows v.17yo, which doesn't support any Wife.exe applications yet.
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02-17-2007, 04:56 PM #29Audios Envy ELITE MEMBER
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Yup. I use AutoCall X-Girlfriends 3.8 and it works wonders. Originally Posted by fufu
After almost 2 weeks... I am back and better than ever.
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02-17-2007, 05:00 PM #30fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Good thinking. Originally Posted by ABCs
I had another idea of modding my network with captainmorgan 10.0
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